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Careful there, you might offend a navy sailor.
Well you're not going to recruit many sea-women with a penis in the sky, are you? The ad is obviously "Wanted: People with these to crew our boats".

Any potential sea ladies would just be like "Well, i'm not qualified for the whole having a Johnson thing." wouldn't they?
 

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Of course the Navy loves penis. Where else are they going to get fresh semen to fulfill their tasks & operate their vessels?
@Talonsbane , given recent events, it is not advised that you pick fights with Navy joking or otherwise. Nobody fears people from Air Force, but the entire planet fears facing off against a pissed off Sailors for numerous reasons. Thus it is best to have us on your side than against you. God Bless Navy!
 

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@Talonsbane , given recent events, it is not advised that you pick fights with Navy joking or otherwise. Nobody fears people from Air Force, but the entire planet fears facing off against a pissed off Sailors for numerous reasons. Thus it is best to have us on your side than against you. God Bless Navy!
Don't pick fights with sailors? But that's what I do on the daily! Nightly too during regattas. :D

Why does the navy get to be called sailors anyway?
They are on fucking motorboats! No sails to be seen on anything!

Ok, I know the US has 1 actual sailing-ship in it's fleet, but is that enough to call everyone sailors?
 

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Don't pick fights with sailors? But that's what I do on the daily! Nightly too during regattas. :smile:

Why does the navy get to be called sailors anyway?
They are on fucking motorboats! No sails to be seen on anything!

Ok, I know the US has 1 actual sailing-ship in it's fleet, but is that enough to call everyone sailors?
lol cause we used to sail.....what would you prefer we be called? Motorboaters? I could get used to that....
 

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@Talonsbane , given recent events, it is not advised that you pick fights with Navy joking or otherwise. Nobody fears people from Air Force, but the entire planet fears facing off against a pissed off Sailors for numerous reasons. Thus it is best to have us on your side than against you. God Bless Navy!
Hahah. Just so scary. So fabulously scary. Haha
Don't pick fights with sailors? But that's what I do on the daily! Nightly too during regattas. :smile:

Why does the navy get to be called sailors anyway?
They are on fucking motorboats! No sails to be seen on anything!

Ok, I know the US has 1 actual sailing-ship in it's fleet, but is that enough to call everyone sailors?
Hahaha
 

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@Talonsbane , given recent events, it is not advised that you pick fights with Navy joking or otherwise. Nobody fears people from Air Force, but the entire planet fears facing off against a pissed off Sailors for numerous reasons. Thus it is best to have us on your side than against you. God Bless Navy!
@Printimus, I've known some sailors & clearly part of their education system is worse than "Hooked on Phonics". In light of recent events, I don't think the education system has anything to do with pissed off sailors creating the art in the sky that occurred. If anyone is putting the two together, we can take this conversation to private messages and talk it out.
 
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