I uncovered the true purpose of TEST

[FZD]

So, while once again throwing in a mention of Beer in a conversation that was not about Beer, I finally figured it all out. The cold hard calculations of Glorious Leader and the purpose TEST exists:

We're basically a research organization for figuring out various ways to work "Beer" into any and all conversations!

It might be 2 am, but I'm certain I would've reached the same conclusion even when perfectly lucid.

P.S. I think we got a side project going on, involving random mentions of @Blind Owl
Not quite sure to what end tho

And yes, I did update my status and signature to reflect this discovery. The truth must come out!

 

[maynard]

there are other intoxicants

we are equal opportunity imbibers

 

[Sraika]

Clearly it's working; somehow we've managed to insert beer into this conversation as well.

 

[Blind Owl]

Beer? @Blind Owl? Busty Babes?

I'm buttered up.

What was the point of that? Nothing. Nothing at all. And therein lies the beauty of it all.
As a great wise and sage man once said;

we are equal opportunity imbibers

Huzzah.

 

[Carlos Spicyweiner]

So, while once again throwing in a mention of Beer in a conversation that was not about Beer, I finally figured it all out. The cold hard calculations of Glorious Leader and the purpose TEST exists:

We're basically a research organization for figuring out various ways to work "Beer" into any and all conversations!

It might be 2 am, but I'm certain I would've reached the same conclusion even when perfectly lucid.

P.S. I think we got a side project going on, involving random mentions of @Blind Owl
Not quite sure to what end tho

And yes, I did update my status and signature to reflect this discovery. The truth must come out!

I think you're way off base here. That just sounds silly to me. As a side note though, I would like to tell you about a home brewing project I am embarking upon. I call it Blind Owl Beer.

 

[Tealwraith]

A wise man once told me, "Every man must believe in something, and I believe I'll have another drink."

 

[Vavrik]

"Every man must believe in something, and I believe I'll have another drink."

You know that you can tell a man thinking about the future. He's the guy who bought two cases of beer.
But in my experience, you can insert beer, and/or bacon into almost every conversation. No research required.

 

[Fin_Corso]

Yes Beer! :beer::beers::beer:

 

[StdDev]

... and pancakes!

 

[Blind Owl]

two cases of beer.

bacon

and pancakes

Breakfast of champions!

 

[Deroth]

So, while once again throwing in a mention of Beer in a conversation that was not about Beer, I finally figured it all out. The cold hard calculations of Glorious Leader and the purpose TEST exists:

We're basically a research organization for figuring out various ways to work "Beer" into any and all conversations!

It might be 2 am, but I'm certain I would've reached the same conclusion even when perfectly lucid.

P.S. I think we got a side project going on, involving random mentions of @Blind Owl
Not quite sure to what end tho

And yes, I did update my status and signature to reflect this discovery. The truth must come out!

@Blind Owl is the beer market analyst for Our Glorious Leader.

 

[Dethanor]

More importantly, why is the rum always gone?

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

No! They have discovered the TRUTH that we are a secret shadow wing of the Beer Marketing Board... How to distract them!?

Erm... On an unrelated note... cats with boobs:

 

[Blind Owl]

That is...creepy. And fascinating .

 

[DirectorGunner]

We have a purpose?????

 

[Bambooza]

Breakfast of champions!

I was going to say two cases of beer is not really planning for the future its just the current allotment required to get the day started.

 

[Blind Owl]

I was going to say two cases of beer is not really planning for the future its just the current allotment required to get the day started.

Planning for breakfast, haha

 

[Takeiteasy]

How beer you insinuate such ... oh I see what you mean.

 

[Bambooza]

Planning for breakfast, haha

I like the way you think. To bad the only way I get beer for breakfast with eggs and sausage is when I am out camping.

 

[Deroth]

Breakfast of champions:

Bacon beer:
http://www.myrecipes.com/extracrispy/10-beers-that-taste-like-bacon

Belgian Waffles (made with beer):
https://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2008/11/belgian-waffles-recipe-secret-ingredient-beer.html

Maple Sap Beer