Win a Hercules!

[Stevetank]

 

[hardroc77]

Never!! It shall remain as a place to put more shit posts.

Wait, what?
So now we're going to shitpost?

Hey guys! You remember that time when @DirectorGunner wanted his thread deleted, but we just ignored him like we do everything else

 

[Talonsbane]

I'd ding a glass a couple times for you @hardroc77 , but I don't want to disturb whatever wonderful brandy or cognac you might be enjoying at the moment. Cheers!

 

[hardroc77]

....brandy or cognac you might be enjoying at the moment.

 

[Stevetank]

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Is mixing the two a good idea?

 

[hardroc77]

Is mixing the two a good idea?

I don't know. Let's find out.

 

[Blind Owl]

If the MOAB in question is actually a Mother Of All Beers, then eventually a TESTie will find it & will consume it. My money would be on @Blind Owl because he's got blind luck.

I resemble this comment.
Muchly.
And drunkly.

 

[Wolfy]

If a MOAB lands in a forest filled with space kitties, does it make a sound? Perhaps, but there will definitely be the sound of an upset @Wolfy heard off in the distance.

You bet your ass there will.

 

[DirectorGunner]

I need more of this book in my life!

 

[Stevetank]

I need more of this book in my life!

Ask @Blind Owl. He wrote it :)

I believe it says things bout having a high fiber diet so that you can use the bathroom more often at work :)

 

[Blind Owl]

Ask @Blind Owl. He wrote it :slight_smile:

I believe it says things bout having a high fiber diet so that you can use the bathroom more often at work :slight_smile:

Fiber is essential!

Edit: Wait, I can write?

Edit Edit: How did I become a shitposter? I didn't even know what shitposting was before I came to TEST.

 

[Talonsbane]

Fiber is essential!

Edit: Wait, I can write?

Edit Edit: How did I become a shitposter? I didn't even know what shitposting was before I came to TEST.

Is discussing bathroom habits a requirement for shit posting or just grant you extra credit?

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

Edit Edit: How did I become a shitposter? I didn't even know what shitposting was before I came to TEST.

You know, along with "how are we here" that is probably one of existences biggest unexplained questions.

 

[DirectorGunner]

Ice Cream makes me fart.. I've had plenty of ice cream recently... adding fiber... might make me shart....
How am I going to add fiber but not shit my pants?

 

[MegaMonkey]

Ice Cream makes me fart.. I've had plenty of ice cream recently... adding fiber... might make me shart....
How am I going to add fiber but not shit my pants?

will carbon fiber help?

 

[Xenorak]

This shall live on. Always haunting your feed, never shall it be forgotten...

 

[Stevetank]

Fiber is essential!

Edit: Wait, I can write?

Edit Edit: How did I become a shitposter? I didn't even know what shitposting was before I came to TEST.

The same way master Oogway found the secrets to kung fu. Through sheer determination and infinite owl wisdom...... and fiber!

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

Ice Cream makes me fart.. I've had plenty of ice cream recently... adding fiber... might make me shart....
How am I going to add fiber but not shit my pants?

I can't be certain, but I think this is the first shit-post I have ever seen that is literally a 'shit' post.

My Advice: Try eating nothing but fiber one day, and nothing but ice-cream the next day and just alternate every other day like that. I don't know it it'll cure your problem but let us know how that pans out.

 

[Blind Owl]

Is discussing bathroom habits a requirement for shit posting or just grant you extra credit?

Always! I think. Hang on, lemme go to the washroom to clear/order my thoughts . . .

You know, along with "how are we here" that is probably one of existences biggest unexplained questions.

Right? Also up on that list is "where are we?" and "where did my name go?"

Ice Cream makes me fart.. I've had plenty of ice cream recently... adding fiber... might make me shart....
How am I going to add fiber but not shit my pants?

Ice cream cones.

will carbon fiber help?

Mmmmmmm, a dentists favourite diet (for his paying clientele)

The same way master Oogway found the secrets to kung fu. Through sheer determination and infinite owl wisdom...... and fiber!

Makes no sense whatsoever! I like it.

I can't be certain, but I think this is the first shit-post I have ever seen that is literally a 'shit' post.

My Advice: Try eating nothing but fiber one day, and nothing but ice-cream the next day and just alternate every other day like that. I don't know it it'll cure your problem but let us know how that pans out.

This may be a really shitty idea.

 

[Shadow Reaper]

I don't understand. How do i open this book? Oh, I'm so confused.

I just wanna be loved. Is that so wrong?

Well, loved and kill things, and take their treasure.