Finally a way for Montoya to lose that beer belly

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My god you are right about that. To get my abs back it requires strict dietary and work out plans that make me feel absolutely miserable. I would much rather be able to eat and drink whatever I want without having a three hour work out planned in to make sure I hit my calorie deficit.
 

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My god you are right about that. To get my abs back it requires strict dietary and work out plans that make me feel absolutely miserable.
Your kick-ass gaming set up is enough to make any lady drop her panties for you.

Once they see your HOTAS and triple screen layout, its a done deal!

Trust me on this, I know women, and I know what impresses them!
 

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Your kick-ass gaming set up is enough to make any lady drop her panties for you.

Once they see your HOTAS and triple screen layout, its a done deal!

Trust me on this, I know women, and I know what impresses them!
That's how I scored my wife, after all.

"Wow, I've never seen such a big 'Gaming rig' before."

Full disclosure: I have an average sized gaming rig. ;)
 

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Come on guys, women love the dad-bod. And it's 10/10 easier to maintain that abs and accommodates massive amounts of alchohol consumpt
True story.
Hence my healthy beer belly
My god you are right about that. To get my abs back it requires strict dietary and work out plans that make me feel absolutely miserable. I would much rather be able to eat and drink whatever I want without having a three hour work out planned in to make sure I hit my calorie deficit.
This sounds horrible. Another reason I feel validated rocking a dad-bod. Also, I love beer.
 

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It is way nicer to just be lazier, but when you have to be in some form of shape on a regular basis its easier to just maintain a little excess and not allow craziness. The way back down is even harder now that I'm getting older. Damn I was young when we founded this shit.
 

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It's like a terrible recurring circle. My plan was to maintain a trim bod in my 30s/40s/50s via regular twice daily Sexercise with a 25 year old swimwear Model.



Unfortunately it's impossible to get the model in the first place with the current age and Bod, so I am stuck being fat!

Fail :(
 

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It's like a terrible recurring circle. My plan was to maintain a trim bod in my 30s/40s/50s via regular twice daily Sexercise with a 25 year old swimwear Model.



Unfortunately it's impossible to get the model in the first place with the current age and Bod, so I am stuck being fat!

Fail :(
Even if you had the model, in your 40s/50s twice a day isn't a thing anyway.

"Stop being so needy, swimsuit model! I have important stuff to do."

It turns out that there is such a thing as too much sex, and you quickly find that point once your testosterone levels drop below toxic 18-25 year old. A couple times a week is good - more than that is a waste of time and energy.
 

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It turns out that there is such a thing as too much sex, and you quickly find that point once your testosterone levels drop below toxic 18-25 year old. A couple times a week is good - more than that is a waste of time and energy.
Thats why I am selling our own brand of pills, TEST pills, I think I will call them TEST-osterone or something like that.

It will make our org super aggressive and eager to crash into things.
 

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It turns out that there is such a thing as too much sex, and you quickly find that point once your testosterone levels drop below toxic 18-25 year old. A couple times a week is good - more than that is a waste of time and energy.
I'm sure my wife wishes this was true, but I'm still on the there is no such thing as too much sex bandwagon.
 
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