Finally a way for Montoya to lose that beer belly

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  1. Sethious

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    My God! It's genius!
     
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    This is the ideal male body, you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

    I have no need for six pack abs, I have already secured a mate and copulated successfully at least twice.
     
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    lol, honestly, I don't think I could use this and think or use a computer and/or mouse at the same time. Takes to much brain power to pedal & breath...I don't have anymore cognitive horsepower to do anything else!
     
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    Good point. I have a mate and a child: Dad bod for the win!
     
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    Where is that picture of @Rattle-N-hum and his big belly?

    He is the ideal male form!
     
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    Come on guys, women love the dad-bod. And it's 10/10 easier to maintain that abs and accommodates massive amounts of alchohol consumpt
     
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    My god you are right about that. To get my abs back it requires strict dietary and work out plans that make me feel absolutely miserable. I would much rather be able to eat and drink whatever I want without having a three hour work out planned in to make sure I hit my calorie deficit.
     
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    Your kick-ass gaming set up is enough to make any lady drop her panties for you.

    Once they see your HOTAS and triple screen layout, its a done deal!

    Trust me on this, I know women, and I know what impresses them!
     
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    That's how I scored my wife, after all.

    "Wow, I've never seen such a big 'Gaming rig' before."

    Full disclosure: I have an average sized gaming rig. ;)
     
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    True story.
    Hence my healthy beer belly
    This sounds horrible. Another reason I feel validated rocking a dad-bod. Also, I love beer.
     
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    It is way nicer to just be lazier, but when you have to be in some form of shape on a regular basis its easier to just maintain a little excess and not allow craziness. The way back down is even harder now that I'm getting older. Damn I was young when we founded this shit.
     
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    It's like a terrible recurring circle. My plan was to maintain a trim bod in my 30s/40s/50s via regular twice daily Sexercise with a 25 year old swimwear Model.

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    Unfortunately it's impossible to get the model in the first place with the current age and Bod, so I am stuck being fat!

    Fail :(
     
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    Even if you had the model, in your 40s/50s twice a day isn't a thing anyway.

    "Stop being so needy, swimsuit model! I have important stuff to do."

    It turns out that there is such a thing as too much sex, and you quickly find that point once your testosterone levels drop below toxic 18-25 year old. A couple times a week is good - more than that is a waste of time and energy.
     
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    Thats why I am selling our own brand of pills, TEST pills, I think I will call them TEST-osterone or something like that.

    It will make our org super aggressive and eager to crash into things.
     
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    I'm sure my wife wishes this was true, but I'm still on the there is no such thing as too much sex bandwagon.
     
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    I approve this message
     
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    This is the thing though., There isn't such thing as too much sex. But when you reach a certain point in life, you realize most of that is in the past. That's what he means.
     
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    A mate and children? What is that, some kind of sim game on facebook? Sounds boring.
     

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