Finally a way for Montoya to lose that beer belly

[Blind Owl]

Thanks, much appreciated :slight_smile:

I did stop referring my lovely lady as the "Wife-To-Be" and started saying "Wife" on the forum

You expect us to be that observant? Hahaha, oh my son, too cute.

 

[dwbrn2]

OMG, they are gonna have to come down on the price! I mean before I buy something to later being thrown it in the closet, It needs to be a whole lot cheaper!!!

 

[Bambooza]

*takes notes*

Scrub the shower

*takes notes*

Wear big underpants

*takes notes*

jet vomit reflex

*takes notes*

'Dad bod' is a thing...

Great - I got married Friday before last, this stuff is like an instruction manual! :slight_smile:

Or future horor

*takes notes*

Scrub the shower

*takes notes*

Wear big underpants

*takes notes*

jet vomit reflex

*takes notes*

'Dad bod' is a thing...

Great - I got married Friday before last, this stuff is like an instruction manual! :slight_smile:

To think marriage is just the start, soon you'll be knuckles deep in someone else's poop after you've put your nose to their butt to check if they are in need of a change.

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

Or future horor




To think marriage is just the start, soon you'll be knuckles deep in someone else's poop after you've put your nose to their butt to check if they are in need of a change.

Thats the plan... Oh... Oh no... Oooh noooooooooo!

 

[Blind Owl]

Or future horor




To think marriage is just the start, soon you'll be knuckles deep in someone else's poop after you've put your nose to their butt to check if they are in need of a change.

Yup. And then?

 

[Bambooza]

And then you fake ignorance hand said baby to the wife saying they love their mommy.

 

[Blind Owl]

And then you fake ignorance hand said baby to the wife saying they love their mommy.

Hahahhaa. Doesn't always work.

 

[Bambooza]

True but when it does it gives you a good 10 mins of game time.

 

[Blind Owl]

True but when it does it gives you a good 10 mins of game time.

True story!