SEE!!? A common industrial chemical and a fireproof lining! If that isn't quality, I don't know what is.
Asbestosis is clearly a a lie put around by the worlds governments that keeps the planets best materials for them and them alone, to keep making obscene piles of money - Who would pay for fire insurance if everything was made out of asbestos?
Woah... I think with the above sarcasm I've just worked out how to kill off conspiracy theorists - Just convince them dangerous stuff isn't dangerous due so some Illuminati conspiracy:
"Hey, dude with the tinfoil hat!"
"Yeah?"
"The Illuminati don't want you to eat those Tide Pods."
"Oh, yeah? That'll be because by actively NOT eating Tide Pods they increase their control over the population through conformism, which is another type of mind-control imposed on us via social mechanics!"
*eats tide pod, froths at mouth*
"Uh... no, it's because
no one wants you to eat tide pods! If
no one wants something, that
includes the Illuminati."
"-GURGLE- Thats what they w-want you to think -GARGLE- wake up sh-sheeple!"
"Would you like me to call an ambulance? Wait, stop! Don't eat another one...!"
*NaffNaffBobFace does
not condone this practice*