You know what, this is exactly the kind of guy I need navigating / captaining a Javelin
"Capt D (for drunk) Sono! We have a black hole coming up we should probably turn!"
"Are you kidding who knows what kind of liqour heaven awaits us, all power to the thrusters, forward!"
"The black hole is ripping us up captain what do we do"
*Capt D Sono takes a sip of the finest Spirits he has in a little whiskey glass with ice*
"Did I have one too many drinks or is my gut churning from something else? No matter, take power away from the shields and bring her in all the way! I want that liqour heaven NOW!"