We'll have an Octopus or some kind of Collosal Squid, please.
Coronavirus COVID-19 Thread
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Radegast74
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Ahhhh, nice to hear about old-fashioned diseases again:
www.cnn.com
New York adult diagnosed with polio, first US case in nearly a decade | CNN
A person from Rockland County, New York, has been diagnosed with polio, the first case identified in the United States in nearly a decade.
www.cnn.com
Ya not sure there is any hope for humanity.Ahhhh, nice to hear about old-fashioned diseases again:
New York adult diagnosed with polio, first US case in nearly a decade | CNN
A person from Rockland County, New York, has been diagnosed with polio, the first case identified in the United States in nearly a decade.
There are only two things in life that are guaranteed. Despite our best efforts, neither of them is a guarantee of a fun ride.
Smell and taste have departed. I'd be able to chug pints like water if we had any in the house right now.
Thank you, Glorious Leader! Part of the popular club now!
Alas I'll not be able to go buy any until after I test negative!
In my expert virologist opinion, you should just stack a couple kegs... put so much alcohol in your system it kills everything including your liver.
This isn't a bad plan, all I need to reach is 70% alcohol it can't be that difficult.
It looks very much like a suggestion from the NHS as far as I can tell.
"Try to stay at home and avoid contact with others if you have tested positive for coronavirus (COVID-19) or have symptoms of COVID-19. "
COVID-19 symptoms and what to do
Find out about the symptoms of COVID-19, what to do if you or your child has them and when to get medical help.
www.nhs.uk
However similar to the US and Canada, @NaffNaffBobFace and Mrs. BobFace are allowed to make laws and rules within their household. They are also allowed to be the police, judge, jury, and
no the statement you can't buy until your negative.
Ya was confused about whether it was a personal choice or a government mandate. The staying home sure, but you can still have it delivered :). That does remind me of when this whole thing started and everyone was buying up the toilet paper, rice, and beans and yet the shelves were fully stocked with alcohol and I was baffled. They do realize they are going to be stuck inside with their family right? I mean I understand the beans but still.It looks very much like a suggestion from the NHS as far as I can tell.
"Try to stay at home and avoid contact with others if you have tested positive for coronavirus (COVID-19) or have symptoms of COVID-19. "
COVID-19 symptoms and what to do
Find out about the symptoms of COVID-19, what to do if you or your child has them and when to get medical help.
However similar to the US and Canada, @NaffNaffBobFace and Mrs. BobFace are allowed to make laws and rules within their household. They are also allowed to be the police, judge, jury, andexecutionerangry fella.
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I'm an expert on this... hopefully you did some ol' redneck prepping but only us ignorant people are prepared.
1. Load up on beer... if your in quarantine then your're probably SOL
2. Order food and have them put it on your steps
3. Start up a controversial thread on test - find some obscure, stupid subject to debate, then have fun... have some laughs
4. Drink lots of beer, play SC, pick on your corp-mates
if you're sick, ignore options 3 and 4, go rest, drink lots of vitamin C... V8 worked great for me.
My expert virologist opinion that is.
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All good, just remember an x is an unknown quantity, and a spirt is a drip under pressure. It works better if you say it out loud.
Why does everyone confuse virology with making booze. x is unknown in every batch I make... the spirt is drops per minute out of my moonshine still.All good, just remember an x is an unknown quantity, and a spirt is a drip under pressure. It works better if you say it out loud.
Forgot to add my new honorary title given to me.
Dumbass, self-proclaimed, recently graduated from the TestUni System - PhD expert virologist/hydrogeologist.
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Making booze is not virology, it's chemistry. In fact, it turns out to be an incredibly efficient way of purifying water of all the crap we put in it. It's in some of the names of distilled spirits, 2 examples Look up what the literal translation of vodka, or uisce beatha (whiskey) is.
Really, lol... thats ok... I have bacteria in my portapotty... is that virology or sanitationology. :)
by the way how do I put this badge of honor in my signature?
by the way how do I put this badge of honor in my signature?