Coronavirus COVID-19 Thread

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And there we go:

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This confirmation now means (if I hadn't already been given the confirmation of it already being in the household) I can now perform precautions in a responsible manner which ensures this chain of infection ends with me.
Congrats!

Do you want a boy or a girl?

Maybe its twins!
 

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In my expert virologist opinion, you should just stack a couple kegs... put so much alcohol in your system it kills everything including your liver.
This isn't a bad plan, all I need to reach is 70% alcohol it can't be that difficult.
 

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Really? Is that a UK law?
It looks very much like a suggestion from the NHS as far as I can tell.
"Try to stay at home and avoid contact with others if you have tested positive for coronavirus (COVID-19) or have symptoms of COVID-19. "

However similar to the US and Canada, @NaffNaffBobFace and Mrs. BobFace are allowed to make laws and rules within their household. They are also allowed to be the police, judge, jury, and executioner angry fella.
 

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That having COVID-19 puts me in Club Popular?
no the statement you can't buy until your negative.

It looks very much like a suggestion from the NHS as far as I can tell.
"Try to stay at home and avoid contact with others if you have tested positive for coronavirus (COVID-19) or have symptoms of COVID-19. "

However similar to the US and Canada, @NaffNaffBobFace and Mrs. BobFace are allowed to make laws and rules within their household. They are also allowed to be the police, judge, jury, and executioner angry fella.
Ya was confused about whether it was a personal choice or a government mandate. The staying home sure, but you can still have it delivered :). That does remind me of when this whole thing started and everyone was buying up the toilet paper, rice, and beans and yet the shelves were fully stocked with alcohol and I was baffled. They do realize they are going to be stuck inside with their family right? I mean I understand the beans but still.
 
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Ya was confused about whether it was a personal choice or a government mandate. The staying home sure, but you can still have it delivered :). That does remind me of when this whole thing started and everyone was buying up the toilet paper, rice, and beans and yet the shelves were fully stocked with alcohol and I was baffled. They do realize they are going to be stuck inside with their family right? I mean I understand the beans but still.
I'm an expert on this... hopefully you did some ol' redneck prepping but only us ignorant people are prepared.
1. Load up on beer... if your in quarantine then your're probably SOL
2. Order food and have them put it on your steps
3. Start up a controversial thread on test - find some obscure, stupid subject to debate, then have fun... have some laughs
4. Drink lots of beer, play SC, pick on your corp-mates

if you're sick, ignore options 3 and 4, go rest, drink lots of vitamin C... V8 worked great for me.

My expert virologist opinion that is.
 
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All good, just remember an x is an unknown quantity, and a spirt is a drip under pressure. It works better if you say it out loud. 🤪
Why does everyone confuse virology with making booze. x is unknown in every batch I make... the spirt is drops per minute out of my moonshine still.

Forgot to add my new honorary title given to me.
Dumbass, self-proclaimed, recently graduated from the TestUni System - PhD expert virologist/hydrogeologist.
 
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Why does everyone confuse virology with making booze
Making booze is not virology, it's chemistry. In fact, it turns out to be an incredibly efficient way of purifying water of all the crap we put in it. It's in some of the names of distilled spirits, 2 examples Look up what the literal translation of vodka, or uisce beatha (whiskey) is.
 
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