Ah, university initiations - abandon ye all sense at the lecture hall door and try not to get your foot wet :-D
Shit new applicants are saying
- Thread starter Montoya
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minor_accident
Vice Admiral
Finally, a TESTie not affraid of commitment!
But what Org use can this unique talent be put to?
Patrick Spaceman
Grand Admiral
Straight to officer school.
minor_accident
Vice Admiral
Don't talk to Admirals that way!!
If we have a Comms unit I think this has got to be high on the rank of targeted message delivery!
In my experience them there ain't alotta words fer a Texan.
minor_accident
Vice Admiral
NEVER give up on your dreams of proctology... You can achieve anything, if you put your butt to the grindstone! Er... Something like that...
Butt.... heehee!
Butt.... heehee!
This one goes into the creepy zone... I don't know if this is the highway to the creepy zone or if they havs already entered the creepy zone though....
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The GLORY of TEST has reached critical mass and is now beginning to perpetuate itself!
Hear that guys? Drinking is good for the ORG!
Devil Dog Hog
Space Marshal
Commitment to an insane asylum maybe. They dont know what their getting themselves into by hitching their horse to the glorious leader. The endless demands for alcohol, the beatings until /his/ moral improves, and the constant mind numbing rubber stamping of his requisitions for more ink for the rubber stamp pad. Its an endless cycle of beer, beatings, and rubbers, sometimes beating with the rubbers while drinking beer and waking up with a tramp stamp. . . its nonsensical I tell you, NUTS! Hes perfect, lets hire him!
I hadn't heard about an MPUV being used to get into Klesher before. But whatever works to get you into Yellow and Black!
A wise choise, I was once in a similar manner falsely arrested - While in a ground vehicle Microtech air traffic control lead me on to the roof of the spaceport where they then slapped a stat on me for tresspass, the jerks.