I heard this was the best Squardon.

[Timmy Bone]

Test,

Honestly I wanted to join because of the name, I'm stationed on a Test base for the USAF so I though I might as well join a test squadron here too. Then I saw what you guys do, the activity you have, and the many people who seem excited to actually play with a group of people they could end up being friends with. So I had to join up.

In the PU, i'm mostly looking for action, PvP, Sorties, Security for trade ships, first person gun play. Also some mercantile for fun too. I love gaming, and I love gaming even more when it's with cool people.

Thanks for allowing me to join up and I can't wait to fly with you guys.

P.M. Me if you want to know anything further or if you have info that could help me get in touch with the right people for getting in with the military side of the corp.

V/R

Timothy M Hayes
412th AMXS/MXAJW

 

[Snakey]

Due to your lack of capability to follow basic instructions, You have proven yourself to be a perfect candidate for test squadron.

You are hereby pronounced "Rear Admiral"!

WELCOME TO TEST

(sorry to the person I stole that joke from)

 

[Timmy Bone]

Due to your lack of capability to follow basic instructions, You have proven yourself to be a perfect candidate for test squadron.

You are hereby pronounced "Rear Admiral"!

(sorry to the person I stole that joke from)

I'm enlisted I'm not paid enough to read, just enough to drink!

 

[Snakey]

I'm enlisted I'm not paid enough to read, just enough to drink!

wait, we get paid?

 

[Timmy Bone]

wait, we get paid?

I guess I read wrong, lol

 

[Murderer]

First you have to get at least five of your friends to sign up and then five of their friends...The money starts to trickle in then...

 

[that_frog_kurtis]

Effin right it is boys.

 

[Montoya]

I'm enlisted I'm not paid enough to read, just enough to drink!

This guy checks out!

 

[CrudeSasquatch]

Are you from Area 51? Are aliens real? Are Auroras real? Have you Time Travelled?

No wait don't answer that....
My only question is... do you like beer?

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

I know you probably can't say, but are you currently testing microwave ovens capable of heating frozen chimichangas in less than 3 seconds?

 

[CosmicTrader]

Thank you for serving ans Welcome to TEST SQUADRON.

 

[Amon Morell]

Welcome to TEST.

 

[Arrangingstars]

Haha, welcome to TEST and thank you for your service! Join us on Discord anytime (our VOIP - it's like Teamspeak or Ventrilo but newer!) you can find the Discord widget on our homepage here on the forums. :)

 

[Darquesse]

Welcome to TEST! :)

 

[Timmy Bone]

Are you from Area 51? Are aliens real? Are Auroras real? Have you Time Travelled?

No wait don't answer that....
My only question is... do you like beer?

I love beer, a lot of them.

I know you probably can't say, but are you currently testing microwave ovens capable of heating frozen chimichangas in less than 3 seconds?

So far our microwave, nicknamed "Seventh Sanctum", can cook corndogs by taunting the breaded bastards into heating itself so that is does not have to enter the "Seventh Sanctum". I'll ask my CO about the chongas.

and

Your support for the military is invaluable and thanks for the welcome guys!

 

[Blind Owl]

Welcome to TEST. Chair force eh? I am currently attempting that transition myself, from army. Kudos.

 

[WarrenPeace]

I'm enlisted I'm not paid enough to read, just enough to drink!

Sounds like my life. Welcome to TEST!

 

[Timmy Bone]

Welcome to TEST. Chair force eh? I am currently attempting that transition myself, from army. Kudos.

Yeah I'm in maintenance so my chair is pretty shitty hah, whats your MOS?

 

[Blind Owl]

Yeah I'm in maintenance so my chair is pretty shitty hah, whats your MOS?

00339 Combat Engineer, Canadian Forces. Maintenance eh? I was looking at AVN (Aviation Systems Tech) before I settled on my current Occupational Transfer. I think twisting wrenches on jets and choppers would be a pretty damn nice way to spend a day. I'm done with combat arms now. Too old, have a family now, and don't relish the idea of hanging around for another 18 years in a trade that destroys my body.

 

[sum1]

welcome to test! also I am going to be running a lot of bounty hunting and security in the verse so let me know if you even need one more for a job.