A rant in general about the Official Starcitizen Forums.

[Ploeperpengel]

And here I just figured Drake pilots used old world technologies

https://pilotshq.com/restop-solid-liquid-waste-travel-toilet-oamk201-p-16440.html?gclid=CjwKCAjw06LZBRBNEiwA2vgMVbI8JpmNA9ceXwf0p8HdBPRuZE6DOHtcTyLzO8sTRJ425KkLNtvmWhoCvkoQAvD_BwE

Looks like I have to - or mix with the ordinary crew as I just discovered the toilet in the crew quater seems potentially flushable. Now that is a positive turn on things! The crew gets sanitation before the captain. Where else can you breath such a non-elitist air! Go Drake I say!

 

[Blind Owl]

nobody has enough energy to wafflestomp all the shit from Spectrum

just stay away and keep your feet clean

That sounds like amazing advice.
I think I'm already doing just that, haha.

 

[Arcturos]

Oh, boy. A thread about pooping! Well, I don't want toilets in Drake ships. Know why? We are supposed to be miscreants, the Drake owners. We don't shit in our toilets(because we don't have one, but my point is still valid nevertheless), we shit in other peoples toilets. That's right. I said it. Have a fancy 600i with all those toilets? Guess what? I'm sneaking on it to take a dump in it.

There is a common misconception that the Cutlass is a ship used for boarding and stealing cargo. We don't board to steal cargo. We board to take a dump! Plain and simple.

POOP ALL THE THINGS!

 

[Ploeperpengel]

Oh, boy. A thread about pooping! Well, I don't want toilets in Drake ships. Know why? We are supposed to be miscreants, the Drake owners. We don't shit in our toilets(because we don't have one, but my point is still valid nevertheless), we shit in other peoples toilets. That's right. I said it. Have a fancy 600i with all those toilets? Guess what? I'm sneaking on it to take a dump in it.

There is a common misconception that the Cutlass is a ship used for boarding and stealing cargo. We don't board to steal cargo. We board to take a dump! Plain and simple.

POOP ALL THE THINGS!

Ok I think I liked this post yesterday but I just gotta get back to it. I concede. I was all wrong. You really opened my mind for new possibilities there. Thank you!

Edit: also you're from Bulgaria? That makes it likely you'll be on a Euroserver. Let's poop in all those fancy Origin ships together! Can't wait for toilets to be working now - even more than before! Let's gather the crowd and... ok now I'm getting a little too excited...

 

[Arcturos]

Ok I think I liked this post yesterday but I just gotta get back to it. I concede. I was all wrong. You really opened my mind for new possibilities there. Thank you!

Edit: also you're from Bulgaria? That makes it likely you'll be on a Euroserver. Let's poop in all those fancy Origin ships together! Can't wait for toilets to be working now - even more than before! Let's gather the crowd and... ok now I'm getting a little too excited...

Haha, yes. Unfortunately... I AM from Bulgaria :D But yes, I do play on European servers. I do jump to other regions from time to time to see what's out there. Sometimes because we Europeans tend to occupy general chat and start blabbing in our own language, regardless of the fact that the main chat should stay in English, so I tend to go over to US or AUS when it gets really bad and I want to have a chat with players.

I'm taking you up on your offer to poop on all the 600i ships though!

 

[Thugari]

Concur. Who would do such a thing? And who would quote it?!?

Also, what's an "attention span"?

You need to go to the engineering subforum on the 4th floor and request an attention subspanner so we can broaden the depth of this forum feed. Go on now, be quick.

 

[Blind Owl]

You need to go to the engineering subforum on the 4th floor and request an attention subspanner so we can broaden the depth of this forum feed. Go on now, be quick.

Is that right beside the sky hook and the road hammer?

 

[Thugari]

Is that right beside the sky hook and the road hammer?

yep, and make sure you get one that's metric. the standard ones are older and haven't been calibrated since @Zapp Brannigan 's campaign to make the universe great again.

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

I was sent for a Long Weight once. Took ages.

 

[maynard]

You need to go to the engineering subforum on the 4th floor and request an attention subspanner so we can broaden the depth of this forum feed. Go on now, be quick.

left- or right-handed?

 

[Vavrik]

I was sent for a Long Weight once. Took ages.

But was it long enough?

left- or right-handed?

Better get right handed. The left handed ones are not MIL-TFD-41S compliant, and they're all missing the K9P coating.

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

But was it long enough?

I don't know, by the time I got back they'd gone.

 

[DirectorGunner]

Everythings broken, even the things that aren't broken

How the hell did I miss shitposting in this wonderful thread!
Dang it.. I'm always late to the party

 

[maynard]

How the hell did I miss shitposting in this wonderful thread!
Dang it.. I'm always late to the party

but are you late enough to qualify as a necromancer?

 

[DirectorGunner]

but are you late enough to qualify as a necromancer?

I'll let you know in a year... :D

 

[Ploeperpengel]

There's no way around necrobumping this once toilet-mechanisms are implemented to produce additional bugs