Xian-Luc Picard
Space Marshal
I have a few of those certifications... do you think they offer it over at ADI?
Atlas Defense Industries requires members to earn certifications to fly their own ships!
- Thread starter SeungRyul
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Do they have a certification for Christmas lights? Please note that a true TEST member would insist on being the cat in this video in order to TEST the lights.
Duckforceone
Space Marshal
oh god i love that scene.... bwahahahahahaha
They actually have one of those pop up "How can I help you?" IMs when you visit their website. I asked them if they could fix my Seagate USB HDD but they didn't respond. :(
Phantomoftruth
Space Marshal
This is a script worthy of Jerky Boys. I may record this over Saturday.
I had this strange idea that someone needs to troll them by asking if they are willing to be hired to torch a village in Asia to get at some valuable minerals. And then it turns out they are private military.
Ha we actually had that as root cause in our help desk app years ago.
GrammarGestapo
Pro Chat Necromancer
gonna be honest, they probably just meant in org actions. like bomber fleet, etc
AntiSqueaker
Space Marshal
Shhhhh don't bring logic or reason into our circlejerk bro
BACK ON TOPIC ADI IS LAME AND SMELLS BAD, TEST IS BEST etc etc
CrudeSasquatch
Space Marshal
I heard that the Admiral of some base somewhere overheard his... Senior-Firstclass-Private-Seaman-Ensign type guys talking about Star Citizen and how it was going to be a great getaway from day to day Army & Navy life, so he created ADI and forced everyone under his command to buy Star Citizen... so he could rule them FOREVER!!
TheWoad
ADI Spai
I remember reading somewhere, many times in many places, that TEST was supposed to be a somewhat anarchistic organisation that basically gives people a launchpad to do whatever they want. There have been conversations on this topic; that what organisation exists will be very loose and wouldn't be hobbled by bureaucracy. This is some nerd on a power trip because "I R TEST LEADOR HUEH HUEH HUEH". This is exactly how that elitist attitude found in so many other groups in every game begins. "That filthy peasant isn't certified in his Aurora, FIRE DA LAZORS! Now Timmy I hope you learned your lesson, sit back down behind the wheel of this Idris and don't move until commanded. The King has spoken and so shall it be!"
Though it would be fun to hear a kill command given and someone physically close to the Command Giver pulls out his 9 and busts a cap in his dome. "Cleanse that filth with fire! What are you doing with that gun? WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID YOU KILL ME!!??"
Though it would be fun to hear a kill command given and someone physically close to the Command Giver pulls out his 9 and busts a cap in his dome. "Cleanse that filth with fire! What are you doing with that gun? WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID YOU KILL ME!!??"
TheWoad
ADI Spai
One Admiral to rule them all. Wouldn't that be funny?
"Move these ships to that spot and kill the thing"
"Fuck you, you're not the boss of me"
"Petty Officer see me in my office IRL"
I have a theory: Montoya is actually Obama, WarrenPeace is actually the Queen of England and SeungRyul is... Kim Jong Il. It's a conspiracy I tell ya! That's why the SOTS 15 is late, because Monty AKA Obama is busy starting another war. BOOM politics and mind=blown!
At least I did not play the role of Kim. Eating that much and not bathing was starting to affect my sleep...
WarrenPeace
Space Marshal
Would Her Royal Highness have time to shitpost this much? I think not. Now back to work, peasant.
Everyone has time to shitpost that much. Cause it's shit and doesn't take long to post.
Besides, everyone knows the Queen makes her servants shitpost.
NemeSys
Commander
I'm really starting to develop an emotional attachment to you guys. :p
Liquor_and_ores
Space Marshal
Have to earn certs to fly my bought and paid for ships, i'd have alot of unused expensive pixels :D