By order of Chris Roberts: Everybody buy the new ship!

[Printimus]

Paragraph six, section four of the very same contract dictates that; In the event of a natural disaster, our glorious leader Montoya is to deliver life-saving fellatio to the penguins at the San Diego zoo. I didn't see our glorious leader down there after the last earthquake, so why should I honor the contract?

#Resist

I love that zoo! Best zoo ever!

 

[Han Burgundy]

I love that zoo! Best zoo ever!

I know, right?! Fair food prices, good attraction maps, and the SLUTTIEST of woodland creatures.

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

Paragraph six, section four of the very same contract dictates that; In the event of a natural disaster, our glorious leader Montoya is to deliver life-saving fellatio to the penguins at the San Diego zoo. I didn't see our glorious leader down there after the last earthquake, so why should I honor the contract?

I bring the plaintiffs attention to the aforementioned clause required "life-saving" actions to be performed. Although there was a natural disaster the lives of the aforementioned penguins were not in jeopardy, and as such no fellatio was required on this occasion.

 

[Han Burgundy]

I bring the plaintiffs attention to the aforementioned clause required "life-saving" actions to be performed. Although there was a natural disaster the lives of the aforementioned penguins were not in jeopardy, and as such no fellatio was required on this occasion.

Sounds like you've never found yourself dying for some fellatio....

 

[Snakey]

Wow! The new Orr es mein cardboard box is gonna shape up to be one of the best fighter sip capital class beer canister yet!

For only 2,000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 dollars

Lti sold seperatley

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

Sounds like you've never found yourself dying for some fellatio....

I hear it is far easier to do if the ground is shaking.

 

[RiceMaiden]

I just got my yearly bonus check the other day. You bet it's all going straight into Star Citizen!

 

[Carlos Spicyweiner]

....I also have come to understand that we are also getting paid for being excited about Star Citizen, our astroturf white knight movement has gone unnoticed until recently, but in light of recent events, there is no need to hide it anymore.

I am pleased to announce that a new method of payment has been implemented.

All members of TEST will now get store credits deposited directly into their RSI accounts. The previous system of paying you all with beer had massive logistical costs. Several members reported that the beers arrived warm and then exploded when they opened the can. To prevent further senseless loss of beer, the new store credit system will ensure that your blind support and unwavering love for Star Citizen is fairly and efficiently rewarded.

So say we all.

Okay, show of hands, who actually checked their RSI account to see if this was true...

 

[DirectorGunner]

RSI credit ready to go, initiating purchase que now

 

[maynard]

Okay, show of hands, who actually checked their RSI account to see if this was true...

my balance was unchanged

I just assumed @Montoya had embezzled my share

 

[SeungRyul]

Issue Purchase Decree
+10% to Corporate Efficiency
+ 10 Standing with CIG
+ 3 Ban Immunities

 

[Vett]

Wait... we have to pay for our own beer now?

 

[Black Sunder]

I shun payment in lieu of getting the latest ships at a discount.

 

[Op4ArcticFox]

Hey my birthday is the 23rd.... you think we can get them to release the ship early? Since we are business partners and all, I feel like that is a doable thing.

 

[SweetDee]