@CrudeSasquatch swears into the CF tomorrow.

[marcsand2]

I scratched my butt and my eye in my sleep

eeeks, no detail please (how do you know that you scratched your butt, you where sleeping???)

 

[Thugari]

Congrats @CrudeSasquatch you go show them who's the best damn water boy in the 10 provinces and 3 territories.

Also I'm looking forward to the pics after this happens

with the time it will take to shave Squatch, his hitch will be done.

 

[Stubieroo]

Best of luck to you, man. Stay safe and stay out of toilet cleaning duty!

 

[FluffyVonRage]

Good luck @CrudeSasquatch - I really hope you get what you want to out of it all :)

 

[Han Burgundy]

Best of luck, you gloriously pungent bastard! Basic training will make you (more) fit, so you'll be able to fit more beer in that gut-tank of yours. Do.....do you have to kill a moose with your bare hands to graduate?

 

[Xian-Luc Picard]

The neck beard! I feel like we have all forgotten about the neck beard! Do they make you shave it off?!?!? Oh, the beardmanity!

Also, @Blind Owl , I am ready to take occupancy of your basement if Trump wins... make sure you have lots of meat and beer in the fridge.

 

[supitza]

 

[CrudeSasquatch]

The wisdoms.
The questions!

I already did a full body shave except my head mop. the worst part was the moustache. goodbye my love.

I've already killed a moose with my bare hands. I had to. it was trying to steal my beer!

I wore deodorant today. I smell like a wet mop dipped into lysol.

I know I scratched my butt because of how my finger smells and the fact I have pink eye.

@Zapp Brannigan ... if Trump wins you can sign up for maplematch.com and they'll hook you up with a nice Canadian girl for purposes of marriage.

 

[marcsand2]

I know I scratched my butt because of how my finger smells and the fact I have pink eye.

I said:

eeeks, no detail please

 

[AstroSam]

node tail?
please?

 

[Blind Owl]

Good luck going through boot camp or whatever you call it in the Great Frozen North. Something that helped me get through basic, aim for mediocrity. Sure you can work really hard and maybe get promoted at graduation, but that takes work. You don't want to swing too far away and become a shit bag though, always getting in trouble so aim for the middle. Remember, if they don't know your name without looking at your shirt you're doing it right.

Grey man. Haha, he can try that, but he's @CrudeSasquatch, sooooo yeah.

Best of luck, you gloriously pungent bastard! Basic training will make you (more) fit, so you'll be able to fit more beer in that gut-tank of yours. Do.....do you have to kill a moose with your bare hands to graduate?

Catch the moose, break the moose, ride the moose TO graduation.

Also, @Blind Owl , I am ready to take occupancy of your basement if Trump wins... make sure you have lots of meat and beer in the fridge.

Done and done. Ha

 

[Dalarast]

Congrats man and best of luck! I joined the military later in life (24) and felt like the oldest guy at basic (at the time we had a guy who was 32). The Army has been the best of times while also the worst of times. This year was the first time I was home for my wedding anniversary in 3 years... but the Army took care of my family for all 13 years and still going strong.

If you ever need anything or if you happen to train with some US Army Soldiers teaching PSYOP it's a good chance you might meet me. We have a joint jump with some Canucks this month so I get to work with your northern bearded Vikings on a random basis.

Oh and a lesson: always ask questions of your leadership and instructors. They also never stop learning and love being questioned and taught new things.

 

[marctek]

Congrats and good luck. I have many fond memories of my time in the Army.

Maybe they will let you join Omega Force :) And remember never leave a man behind.

 

[Blind Owl]

 

[Dalarast]

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He done f'd up now....

 

[Blind Owl]

I joined the military later in life (24) and felt like the oldest guy at basic (at the time we had a guy who was 32)

Poor Crude is joining at 34. I though I was old at 30. Haha.

Oh and a lesson: always ask questions of your leadership and instructors. They also never stop learning and love being questioned and taught new things.

They do love this. Yup. They sure do. Question everything.

If you ever need anything or if you happen to train with some US Army Soldiers teaching PSYOP it's a good chance you might meet me

Are your PSYOPs the same as ours: Psychological Operations? If so, there's a decent chance I could end up working neither you. PSYOPs is a branch of Int here in Canada.

 

[Beerjerker]

I joined the military later in life (24)

Poor Crude is joining at 34. I though I was old at 30. Haha.

When I joined, I was 22. Within a week, my nickname was "Grandpa." @CrudeSasquatch 's fellow recruits are going to think he's a Sergeant Major who got busted down to Private!
:laughing:

 

[SeungRyul]

Congrats @CrudeSasquatch !!! What's your specialty :D Hope it isnt lugging around 82mm mortars like my cousin did.

 

[Space_Herpe]

Welcome to the loyal order of ; What the fuck did I just sign?

 

[CrudeSasquatch]

Private Zim reporting for duty