@CrudeSasquatch swears into the CF tomorrow.

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Hang tough brother. Shit's only gonna get crazier from now on.

Just remember that everything you will ever do in the uniform is only as tough as you make it. You'll find yourself in situations that you hate, just with everything you have. Find a way to make those moments tolerable and you'll be golden.

Never forget that we are all proud of you.

And I'm sure I speak for all of us Vets here in TEST, but welcome to the brotherhood. The first round's on us.

Oh yeah, before I forget, if shit gets too rough, just take a knee and drink water. Make sure you've got clean socks and if things are bad enough, get some motrin from your medic. You'll be fine.
 

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Are your PSYOPs the same as ours: Psychological Operations? If so, there's a decent chance I could end up working neither you. PSYOPs is a branch of Int here in Canada.
Same. So if you end up that way send me a PM. I transitioned from infantry to PSYOP and it was a smart move. Deployments are more enjoyable but more plentiful.
 

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@CrudeSasquatch Good luck buddy ! you'll do great!
Things to remember:
1: get drunker than everyone to prove you're the better man.
2: offer drill sergeants tips on how they can improve their training style
3: tell jokes during long boring speeches by commanding officers to keep morale high
4: have sex with everyone available and don't wear condoms
5: complain about the food
6: cry in your sleep
7: always set your gun down and forget where it is
8: drink plenty of milk before running
9: sleep in every day

Did I forget anything?
10: Pull the pin, THEN throw the grenade
11: #2 is very important. My drill sergeants liked my suggestions so much, they kept me in basic training for a VERY long time!(as a "consultant", I think)
12: Tell them you're already a Vice Admiral, that will impress them!
The absolute best of luck to you, sir! You are embarking on a most honorable vocation, a professional warrior!
 

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Same. So if you end up that way send me a PM. I transitioned from infantry to PSYOP and it was a smart move. Deployments are more enjoyable but more plentiful.
I shall man, for sure. I'm in the midst of my transition from Combat Engineer (7 years) to Intelligence Operator. One month left then it'll be posted and working in my new trade. I don't regret it at all. I'm too damn old to keep shitkicking myself in the Engineers, haha.
 

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Congrats @CrudeSasquatch !!! What's your specialty :smile: Hope it isnt lugging around 82mm mortars like my cousin did.
Haha, think Pauly Shore, "In the Army now". He's become a WFE Tech. Water, Fuel, Environment Technician. Highly specialized, highly trained, and provides for a hell of a career post military should he decide. He was the only one accepted to the trade this year. Basically he will take care of all the systems that the base uses for water treatment, geothermal plants, and environmental concerns. That's at home. Overseas he'll do the same for any camps we have abroad, and will most likely get a bunch of humanitarian missions, disaster relief etc, as his trade is the one who knows the ins and outs of the ROWPU (reverse osmosis water purification unit). Apparently water is essential in disater situations. ;)
WFE fits @CrudeSasquatch's personality to a T. He can be a hippy in the Army. Haha.

It's a trade I wish I'd know about when I joined, that's for sure. I steered him well clear of the Combat Arms. At 34 he doesn't need to be putting up with that kinda belt fed cock crap. Ha
 

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CrudeSasquatch,
In the short time I've gotten to know you through your posts and hear you on Discord, I come to think of you as an intelligent, well adjusted young man, I am so much older than you, who is a credit to his family, his Country and this Organization. Credit goes to your parents for raising you properly. To ask you to do your best and make everyone in your life proud would be to state that which you have already achieved. But I'm going to say it anyway. Make us proud and do your best. And remember that when you return to civilian life, there will always a seat on my ship and a cold one in my fridge for you!

Fellow Testies let us all raise a glass of whatever you care to drink to the honor of CrudeSasquatch. A man among us all and one hell of a Testie!
Cheers to CrudeSasquatch!!
 

CrudeSasquatch

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You're too kind.
CrudeSasquatch,
In the short time I've gotten to know you through your posts and hear you on Discord, I come to think of you as an intelligent, well adjusted young man, I am so much older than you, who is a credit to his family, his Country and this Organization. Credit goes to your parents for raising you properly. To ask you to do your best and make everyone in your life proud would be to state that which you have already achieved. But I'm going to say it anyway. Make us proud and do your best. And remember that when you return to civilian life, there will always a seat on my ship and a cold one in my fridge for you!

Fellow Testies let us all raise a glass of whatever you care to drink to the honor of CrudeSasquatch. A man among us all and one hell of a Testie!
Cheers to CrudeSasquatch!!
Much too kind.
Now I'll have to actually pass basic and my school course absolutely at the top of my class just to maintain the example TEST has provided me. Work hard and save the beers for the cockpit.
 

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Haha, think Pauly Shore, "In the Army now". He's become a WFE Tech. Water, Fuel, Environment Technician. Highly specialized, highly trained, and provides for a hell of a career post military should he decide. He was the only one accepted to the trade this year. Basically he will take care of all the systems that the base uses for water treatment, geothermal plants, and environmental concerns. That's at home. Overseas he'll do the same for any camps we have abroad, and will most likely get a bunch of humanitarian missions, disaster relief etc, as his trade is the one who knows the ins and outs of the ROWPU (reverse osmosis water purification unit). Apparently water is essential in disater situations. ;)
WFE fits @CrudeSasquatch's personality to a T. He can be a hippy in the Army. Haha.

It's a trade I wish I'd know about when I joined, that's for sure. I steered him well clear of the Combat Arms. At 34 he doesn't need to be putting up with that kinda belt fed cock crap. Ha
So what you are saying is after he finishes his training @CrudeSasquatch will be a true asset during the zombie apocalypses.

Much too kind.
Now I'll have to actually pass basic and my school course absolutely at the top of my class just to maintain the example TEST has provided me. Work hard and save the beers for the cockpit.
I was second in my class at AIT. I did small arms repair, much easier than what you are doing. I think the guy who got first in the class slept through most of it.
 

CrudeSasquatch

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My plan is to know how to build my own water treatment plant to Process out the radioactive waste that will be all that remains of Earth after the Vanduul and Xian invade after ADI/TQR costs us the war with their infighting and general shenanigans.
I sure hope water mining is a thing in Star Citizen. I'm going to add that to Montoya's questions for Chris Roberts
 
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