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TO: New Babbage Traffic Control

RE: RE: Last IAE 2950's unfortunate events.

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To Whom It May Concern, New Babbage Traffic Control.

I write to formerly express the disappointment I felt when I saw the announcement that the Intergalactic Aerospace Expo was to once again take place at your New Babbage Convention hall.

I trust you recall the series of unfortunate events I suffered at your hands at the December 2950 (SOL 3 calendar) Expo, which resulted in significant personal loss to myself in property, finance and reputation after your careless instructions lead to my being on top of your spaceport in contravention of local law, leading to not only personal injury caused by a fall from the top of your building to the ground below but also incarceration, accused of a crime of trespass you yourselves directed me to commit in innocent ignorance of your planets laws as a visitor to the Expo.

Please see the below link for an archive of my previous multiple attempts to contact you for a resolution to the injustice I suffered at what first appeared to be an honest mistake but as your silence intensified soon became an obviously malicious set of actions taken on your part to both harm me physically and discredit my good name.

https://testsquadron.com/threads/intergalactic-aerospace-expo-2950-megathread-its-done.18108/post-352340

I am sure this message will come as no surprise to you as, despite my canvassing against the use of your convention centre since my release from the Kelscher Correctional Facility, you managed to obtain the prestigious status as host for the May 2591 (SOL 3 calendar) Invictus Launch Week.

If for some reason you cannot recall my attendance to that event, please see the below link to the message I sent on that occasion expressing my intense desire to meet you and your team in person:

https://testsquadron.com/threads/invictus-launch-week-2951-megathread.18680/page-4#post-360978

As you can imagine, the disappointment at not being able to locate your office at the New Babbage Space Port with the Nova I was loaned by my friends at Tumbril was only eclipsed by discovering today that despite my best efforts to convince the IAE selection committee, their event will once again be held on your planet and their reputation will once again be at the mercy of your malicious services.

As I have unfortunately not been able to sway the event to a location away from the use of your spaceport and I have not been able to meet you in person to be able to convince you to either retire from your position of responsibility, take that responsibility seriously, or otherwise ensure you cannot perform the same or similar vile actions on other citizens, I am left with no other choice than to expend some quite considerable resources securing the loan of a Hercules A2 with some specialist Ordinance with which to get my point across to you.

I look forward to making an impact on you on November 23rd (SOL 3 calendar).

I am however still a reasonable person and will happily enter in to a conversation with you as to how you intend to resolve my grievances, if only you would actually respond to one of my messages.

Regards,
NaffNaffBobFace.
 
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NaffNaffBobFace

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woe is me

Chris Roberts keeps ignoring me, what ever shall I do?
My beef is with New Babbage Traffic Control and New Babbage Traffic Control alone - my reputation, finances and ship have all be damaged due to their malicious actions and I demand compensation or for events to turn their backs on the convention space.

Related question: Where did you get the intel Chris Roberts reads the general section of TEST? Can you prove it? Asking for a friend... who had to throw himself off the roof of New Babbage Space Port...
 
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My only request, is that for the sake of our fellow TESTies, you do your best to avoid destroying the beer vending station as the MOAB tears of vengeance rain from the skies. Cheers!
As i'm going to have to drop from about 10,000 meters to avoid the Armistice Zone, I will try my best but cannot account for crosswinds or other atmospheric effects.
 

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As i'm going to have to drop from about 10,000 meters to avoid the Armistice Zone, I will try my best but cannot account for crosswinds or other atmospheric effects.
I understand the difficulty of my request, which is why I only asked that you do your best for the sake of the beer. If the building collapses & takes out the bar on its own, I'll blame the collateral damage on the control tower having failed to respond to your messages in the past leading to you having to "go over their heads" to seek justice.
 

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Maybe Chris Roberts is here now ....
Just like Akira and Homer Simpson, there is a little bit of Chris Roberts in every TESTie.

If not present in person, as the creator of SC, very much present in spirit.
 

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I've never liked the events being at Old Cabbage anyways, really dislike that place. Best thing I can say about it is that at least it isn't as painful to deal with as Orison...which was actually my fear for the location of this year's convention.
I'm with ya! lol. The only place I liked it being at was Area 18, but the game broke so badly at the start, it began as a mess.
 

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Hell no! My GPU can't handle Crusader at normal setting, do you really want me to fry it just like a random New World player? XD
No, I prefer fried foods, not fried electronics. I just hoped for that because it's a newly released area in the verse & looks pretty. I was also hoping that they might give a sneak peak of the space whales moving around there in a vid since those aren't quite ready for in game enjoyment yet.
 

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Still waiting for the whole Santa Clause routine a New Babbage at the end of the year but it never comes.
While I haven't seen any Santa at New Babbage, you surely know about the hidden Christmas tree & presents next to a small campfire location, right? If not, then surprise, if so, then I'd check for something there. I'm not sure if that is there year round or just during holiday patches.
 

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While I haven't seen any Santa at New Babbage, you surely know about the hidden Christmas tree & presents next to a small campfire location, right? If not, then surprise, if so, then I'd check for something there. I'm not sure if that is there year round or just during holiday patches.
Didn't know about that one, I have the Hangar Christmas tree they gave me back in 2016 lol
 

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TO: New Babbage Traffic Control

RE: RE: RE: Last IAE 2950's unfortunate events.

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To whom it may concern, New Babbage Traffic Control.

Today's the day.

You have ignored your last message from me. Through all my attempts to contact you I have been open to starting a discussion, I have been open to talk... Part of me feels, even now, if you responded I'd be open to starting in on a resolution.

But I know you won't.

I saw Jax's IAE 2951 Whitley's Guide first episode. I know you planted the "Just when you thought it was safe to go back to Microtech" aiming it at me. And claims of being 'Back at Tobin by popular demand' in your literature? No doubt designed to undermine my attempts to bring public attention to my unfortunate and damaging interaction with you... But this shows not only is your Traffic Control centre dangerously malicious, so is your whole setup right through to the Marketing and PR departments.

Through all my attempts to warn other travellers, the IAE venue selection committee, the Invictus organisers once I realised they had unsuspectingly selected such a dangerous area as it is run by people only too willing to abuse their power and responsibility... Even attempting to visit your office in person during that very event... I had no idea how deeply that clique of maliciousness ran... Well, I do now.

Today I am going to knock on your office door. Just the one single tap. But it's one that's going to take that thing off its hinges and send it to the other side of the room. So stand back.

Yours with unbridled anticipation,
NaffNaffBobFace.
 

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TO: New Babbage Traffic Control

RE: RE: RE: Last IAE 2950's unfortunate events.

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To whom it may concern, New Babbage Traffic Control.

Today's the day.

You have ignored your last message from me. Through all my attempts to contact you I have been open to starting a discussion, I have been open to talk... Part of me feels, even now, if you responded I'd be open to starting in on a resolution.

But I know you won't.

I saw Jax's IAE 2951 Whitley's Guide first episode. I know you planted the "Just when you thought it was safe to go back to Microtech" aiming it at me. And claims of being 'Back at Tobin by popular demand' in your literature? No doubt designed to undermine my attempts to bring public attention to my unfortunate and damaging interaction with you... But this shows not only is your Traffic Control centre dangerously malicious, so is your whole setup right through to the Marketing and PR departments.

Through all my attempts to warn other travellers, the IAE venue selection committee, the Invictus organisers once I realised they had unsuspectingly selected such a dangerous area as it is run by people only too willing to abuse their power and responsibility... Even attempting to visit your office in person during that very event... I had no idea how deeply that clique of maliciousness ran... Well, I do now.

Today I am going to knock on your office door. Just the one single tap. But it's one that's going to take that thing off its hinges and send it to the other side of the room. So stand back.

Yours with unbridled anticipation,
NaffNaffBobFace.
In the event the door turns out to be made of a Titanium alloy... I'm sure someone would lend you an LTI A2 for the task of teaching them a lesson.
 

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TO: New Babbage Traffic Control

RE: RE: RE: Last IAE 2950's unfortunate events.

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To whom it may concern, New Babbage Traffic Control.

Today's the day.

You have ignored your last message from me. Through all my attempts to contact you I have been open to starting a discussion, I have been open to talk... Part of me feels, even now, if you responded I'd be open to starting in on a resolution.

But I know you won't.

I saw Jax's IAE 2951 Whitley's Guide first episode. I know you planted the "Just when you thought it was safe to go back to Microtech" aiming it at me. And claims of being 'Back at Tobin by popular demand' in your literature? No doubt designed to undermine my attempts to bring public attention to my unfortunate and damaging interaction with you... But this shows not only is your Traffic Control centre dangerously malicious, so is your whole setup right through to the Marketing and PR departments.

Through all my attempts to warn other travellers, the IAE venue selection committee, the Invictus organisers once I realised they had unsuspectingly selected such a dangerous area as it is run by people only too willing to abuse their power and responsibility... Even attempting to visit your office in person during that very event... I had no idea how deeply that clique of maliciousness ran... Well, I do now.

Today I am going to knock on your office door. Just the one single tap. But it's one that's going to take that thing off its hinges and send it to the other side of the room. So stand back.

Yours with unbridled anticipation,
NaffNaffBobFace.
Please be sure to post a video of you knocking on their door.
 
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