I was honestly not sure if I really needed an 890J...

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DorianSkyphire

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Yeah, but the 890 shoots blanks compared to the Polaris's S10's. Who would the hotties rather make babies with, the emasculated metro-sexual or the REAL Men?

The pool table on the Polaris is all that's needed for fun. . .well with a little privacy.
the 890J will make babies.. the Polaris will just blow up theeggs/ovaries when the torps hit ;)
 

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Mines the size of an express train. My Endeavor... what were you guys talking about...?
I'm just making fun of Shadow's comment.

I'm not talking about anything important. :P
Ignore my posts.
 

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I'm just making fun of Shadow's comment.

I'm not talking about anything important. :P
Ignore my posts.
I'll stop lying I was talking about my junk. 😩

EDIT - I was going to add a funny scene from the BBC tv show Coupling here, where a conversation is had but then replayed with the subtext added and they are all just comparing their garbage with lines like "Mines staggeringly vast" and "I'm the manager at this store and I think you'll find mine is the size of an enormous train", but would you believe it YouTube doesn't have the exact scene from a series that aired over 15 years ago. I mean what is the point of technology if it can't time-travel?

EDIT - EDIT - oh, nope here it is:

 
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Okay so I really want an 890 Jump, but here's a question. Can you make it functional. I love Origin ships, but I don't want a gigantic touring boat. Now if I can put a bunch of guns and blow things up in style... then we're talking!
 

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Okay so I really want an 890 Jump, but here's a question. Can you make it functional. I love Origin ships, but I don't want a gigantic touring boat. Now if I can put a bunch of guns and blow things up in style... then we're talking!
You have already described exactly what the 890 is NOT. It has a defensive loadout consisting of good armor, shields, and PDW's, not offensive firepower. It is a gigantic touring boat. Go buy an Idris or 3.
 

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I truly hope the 890j turns out better then the 600i touring as its insides remains disappointing. (Now if only we can get Josh Coon to give it his loven like he did to the phoenix)
 
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Okay so I really want an 890 Jump, but here's a question. Can you make it functional. I love Origin ships, but I don't want a gigantic touring boat. Now if I can put a bunch of guns and blow things up in style... then we're talking!
You have already described exactly what the 890 is NOT. It has a defensive loadout consisting of good armor, shields, and PDW's, not offensive firepower. It is a gigantic touring boat. Go buy an Idris or 3.
I agree with Wolfy here. It is not supposed to be very offensive at all. An Idris or Polaris is more what you are looking for.
 
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