Why name your children when you are just going to crash them into things and get a replacement child?
we will crash em......( in the true spirit of TEST ) and replace them for sure
and the replacemen will get the same named
But I give it a number after the name
That way, I can keep track of how many ships I've lost
Imagine you have run out of fuel
Imagine the beautiful sight of me on the horizon
as I come quietly and calmly closer and closer
Your rescuer
and as i turn on the light it reveal the name of the ship
Leaky Laura 937527