Of all the cults I have been in, this is the best one!

[Montoya]

Sipping on my coffee, browsing over the glorious forums and its amazing community here, I am in awe of what you have built!

I have been in many cults over the years, but hands down, this cult here is by far my favorite!

I was talking with Tom Cruise the other day, he was interested in learning more about TEST and Star Citizen.

I gave him a brief run down, explained how we can travel to the stars and showed him around Port Olisar.

He was most impressed with the fact that a mere $27K buys you the very top level of membership!

Far cheaper than those other competing cults!

Show me a better cult and I will give you my Aurora!

 

[SullyQuindarius]

We need to make a movie with Tom Cruise. Have him divebombing baddies in Bengals with an Aurora and parachuting out the back of Starlifters with stolen cargo.

 

[marctek]

I just keep waiting for the kool-aid. Yummy kool-aid...

 

[maynard]

if we're such a great cult, why hasn't Dear Leader demanded my first-born child?

 

[Zookajoe]

if we're such a great cult, why hasn't Dear Leader demanded my first-born child?

He already has one you see. So, need to get me some yellow and black sheets...gotta make a robe, if you are in a cult, you need a robe.

 

[Semperviren]

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

I endorse this product or service.

 

[Black Sunder]

 

[Rear_Intruder]

This is only my second cult. I was made to join my first by my parents and it got me into a good school. That cult did have the best selling book of all time, ( apparently written by God herself) and some great movies (Ben Hur 1959) but it was a bit confusing and hypocritical for me so I left.

This cult is better in many ways, but I think it needs the everlasting life guarantee, especially given the development time.

 

[SullyQuindarius]

This is only my second cult. I was made to join my first by my parents and it got me into a good school. That cult did have the best selling book of all time, ( apparently written by God herself) and some great movies (Ben Hur 1959) but it was a bit confusing and hypocritical for me so I left.

This is cult is better in many ways, but I think it needs the everlasting life guarantee, especially given the development time.

LTI costs extra.

 

[Jasum]

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite cult on the Citadel

 

[UbEcLoWn]

Test Cult
Best Cutl!

 

[DirectorGunner]

..... wait for it....

 

[Printimus]

This isnt a real religion? Have I been bamboozled again? Why do these things keep happening to me!?!?!

 

[Montoya]

This isnt a real religion? Have I been bamboozled again? Why do these things keep happening to me!?!?!

Its because you never ascended to Legatus level!

 

[Doyzer]

Yes @Printimus

You and your wallet must make the ultimate sacrifice.

 

[Sraika]

Wait, we're in a cult?
Another thing to check off on my list of essential life experiences, i suppose.

 

[Blind Owl]

Oh. Well the cult thing explains why I throw money at you every month! Yay me, I'm a part of something.

I think I'll have a beer to celebrate.

 

[Bambooza]

mmm beer. lets have another.

 

[Wolfy]

Well these guys have got a pretty banging website.

http://www.heavensgate.com/