=UGB= Gladius88
Lieutenant
some day a pirate is gonna ambush this thing thinking he got a huge payday, once hes inside he will immediately be hit with the strong combination of aromas consisting of 7 day old sweaty body odor, cheap liquor, and stale urine, the pirate still thinking hes hit the jackpot tries to remain optimistic only to find empty bottles and the crew past out in there own filth on the cargo deck. he then walks around looking into containers only to find more empties laying around, after coming to the realization that there is little to nothing of worth the pirate leaves with nothing more then complete and utter disappointment. but just as hes about to leave one of the crew members still in his drunken stupor hands him the last bottle that hasn't been emptied and tells the pirate "Have a drink and cheer up mate". The pirate obliges him and leaves peacefully and TEST gains its new anti-piracy strategy