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Grimbli said:
My wife was following this while it was in China and she knew something would happen here so she went out and stocked us up on most of what we'd need. So I'm glad I'm married to a crazy person!

Side note: I deliver between 10-15 TONS of food/supplies. Every. Single. Day. And yet I can't go into a store and buy a loaf of bread because people snatch it all up. Motherfuckers need to leave some for the people that are feeding them!
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This fucking pisses me off. People are insane.
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If I ever find one I'm marrying that woman lol!
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This was great!
 
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Vavrik said:
Yup! Certifiably.
We ran into that 2 weeks ago, but ya see... my wife makes incredible bread, and the store had a full rack of 50 lb bags of flour. I'm gonna get fat! Oh. Too late. I'm not gonna lose any weight!
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Good bless her! Lol. I love fresh bread.
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Tasty stuff!
I keep on trying from time to time, but having to use whole-grain flour makes it less tasty. Also they keep going flat like the Earth*. I can't figure out why it works sometimes and sometimes it doesn't.
I do make awesome pizza though, so I'll stick to that lol

*obviously I'm joking, we all know it's doughnut shaped right?
 
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Blind Owl said:
With broken beer bottles, yes. Yes you can.
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A long time ago while we were on a fishing trip, a cousin of mine discovered that you can wipe with poison ivy. He now claims you can use a cold beer to cool it down as long as you're not running. I don't actually remember him running, it looked more like rolling on the ground trying to wipe his ass off.
He also met a cute chick that later became his wife that trip.
 
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Vavrik said:
A long time ago while we were on a fishing trip, a cousin of mine discovered that you can wipe with poison ivy. He now claims you can use a cold beer to cool it down as long as you're not running. I don't actually remember him running, it looked more like rolling on the ground trying to wipe his ass off.
He also met a cute chick that later became his wife that trip.
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This... This is amazing. I love it! Hahaha
 
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Blind Owl said:
This... This is amazing. I love it! Hahaha
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Disclaimer: I wasn't present or involved in any way in the following events.
I've just heard this from a friend that she and her friends were out camping with their group, and two of em went off to do some "activities" in private. They wanted to try "something new". They didn't have lube so they used a substitute that was on hand at the camp site.
Goulash sauce.
Spicy goulash sauce.
Basically greasy hot sauce.
I'll leave the rest to your imagination. Let's just say that having tp wouldn't have helped them in any way lol


Ps.: eff Mondays! My boss just sent me an email that we are 2 weeks late on the project and need to deliver tomorrow. He forgot to tell me this little bit of information about having a freaking deadline!! Aaaargh
 
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