Quotes for TEST Squadron!
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Captain Easy
Commander
Civil Hypocricy
Rear Admiral
Don't think about it. 'Cause, you know, the more you think about anything, the less is makes sense. Just like you not joining TEST Squadron!
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SkippyLeDoo
Lame Title
thanatos73
Space Marshal
thanatos73
Space Marshal
"We do what we must because we can" - GLaDOS
**EDIT** "No crashing?? they do know I'm a TESTie right? crashing and drinking are the only things were good at... and I'm out of my drink" - Lienna
"If you know you are going to fail, then fail gloriously!" - Cate Blanchett
"Kill all Humans" - Bender Bending Rodriguez
**EDIT** "No crashing?? they do know I'm a TESTie right? crashing and drinking are the only things were good at... and I'm out of my drink" - Lienna
"If you know you are going to fail, then fail gloriously!" - Cate Blanchett
"Kill all Humans" - Bender Bending Rodriguez
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Overlord
Captain
We put the TEST in testosterone. Free beer, balloons and condoms for everyone!
Captain Easy
Commander
I like this one. Don't know how the space maidens will respond, but hey I like it.
I just want to say that it's (beer) not free for everyone. Some poor sop is gonna have to buy it. Maybe change it to say 'stolen beer'. :p
Designated Drunk
Space Marshal
That was one of the gems from Lienna's video:
Another was "I know I'm going the wrong way. But I am being absolutely glorious."
"Save the booze!"
"I have no idea what I'm doing, but neither does the enemy"
"Hehhehehe cockpit"
"Pew Pew Pew Pew" -30 year UEC dogfighter Vet
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"You won't like me when I'm sober"
"The won't know what I'm gona hit them so hard that they have no ideas that when I'm gona hit em' so hard"
"Ramming speed!! *Headbutts Soda machine*
"You're a proximity alert!"
"You're a critical failure"
"Guys I think the ship leaked headlight fluid into my crotch area"
"Open a window I need some fresh air"
"Wha' do ya mean it won't fit into the station??"
"Captains log I got drunk and punched an alien in the face, drank beer, then was arrested for punching a child in the face"
"It's embarrassing if you lose to us"
"You're drunk Mr. UEC officer"
"Save the booze, the ship, and the children in that order"
"You're out of ammo, what are you going to do ram us?" -- recording found in imperial ship wreckage
"Sir he appears to be making farting noises and there's giggling in the background"
"I... I don't think medical science can explain how they are alive... their blood alcohol levels are too high for any human to be alive..."
["INSERT QUOTE HERE"]
"It's not drinking and flying if you aren't flying"
"We only have enough cargo for more booze or food"
"I've pissed on more alien planets than beers you've had"
"Sir I've found it, the legendary planet Vocatus with an ocean of beer!"
"fart noises"
"I have no idea what I'm doing, but neither does the enemy"
"Hehhehehe cockpit"
"Pew Pew Pew Pew" -30 year UEC dogfighter Vet
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"You won't like me when I'm sober"
"The won't know what I'm gona hit them so hard that they have no ideas that when I'm gona hit em' so hard"
"Ramming speed!! *Headbutts Soda machine*
"You're a proximity alert!"
"You're a critical failure"
"Guys I think the ship leaked headlight fluid into my crotch area"
"Open a window I need some fresh air"
"Wha' do ya mean it won't fit into the station??"
"Captains log I got drunk and punched an alien in the face, drank beer, then was arrested for punching a child in the face"
"It's embarrassing if you lose to us"
"You're drunk Mr. UEC officer"
"Save the booze, the ship, and the children in that order"
"You're out of ammo, what are you going to do ram us?" -- recording found in imperial ship wreckage
"Sir he appears to be making farting noises and there's giggling in the background"
"I... I don't think medical science can explain how they are alive... their blood alcohol levels are too high for any human to be alive..."
["INSERT QUOTE HERE"]
"It's not drinking and flying if you aren't flying"
"We only have enough cargo for more booze or food"
"I've pissed on more alien planets than beers you've had"
"Sir I've found it, the legendary planet Vocatus with an ocean of beer!"
"fart noises"
Captain Easy
Commander
You got to ask yourself one question punk, do I feel drunk? Well, do I?
Great TEST Scientist: Fun=Beer Pretzels squared
Great TEST Scientist: Fun=Beer Pretzels squared
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"screw it, why not"
"holy crap that actually worked? I mean... yeah that was totally the plan"
"holy crap that actually worked? I mean... yeah that was totally the plan"
Designated Drunk
Space Marshal
TEST Squadron: Because Alcoholics Anonymous is for quitters.
Yes, you belong here in TEST Squadron - don't listen to your liver, it speaks lies and must be punished.
TEST Squadron: At least it's better than waking up short a kidney or two in a bathtub of ice.
At TEST, we celebrate incompetence. Incontinence too, on account of our horrific spelling. We're desperately seeking English tutors as a result.
TEST Squadron: Our wallets cry in vain while our spouses cry in shame.
9 out of 10 deceased Aurora pilots belonged to TEST Squadron - shouldn't you?
TEST Squadron: Applying LTI to Newtonian mechanics since 2944!
20/20 vision is not required to join TEST. In fact, the blurrier, the better.
TEST Squadron: Tactics, strategy, and sobriety are overrated.
Aloe and nipples: Anywhere else, it would seem erotic. In TEST, it's simply Tuesday.
TEST Squadron: Largest producer of illicit booze in the 'verse. Coincidentally also the largest consumer of such.
In TEST, the 'LT' in 'LTI' stands for 'Less than Two minutes'.
Are you a person with no regrets in life? Join TEST and we can fix that.
TEST Squadron: The 'verse's very first Olympic drinking team.
NASA said our request to study zero-G margarita mixes was 'devoid of scientific merit'. We think they want to keep all the yummy recipes for themselves.
TEST has the strictest enrollment requirements in the 'verse. Only those able to fog a mirror are allowed entry. And we have scholarships for those who aren't.
Calling us 'drunks' is hurtful and derogatory. We prefer to be known as 'sobriety impaired'.
You could do worse than by joining TEST Squadron. Not by much, but you could.
"TEST Squadron - Best Squadron" was deemed only slightly more marketable than "TEST Squadron - Marginally Acceptable Squadron".
TEST Squadron: You supply the body, we'll supply the red shirt.
Yes, you belong here in TEST Squadron - don't listen to your liver, it speaks lies and must be punished.
TEST Squadron: At least it's better than waking up short a kidney or two in a bathtub of ice.
At TEST, we celebrate incompetence. Incontinence too, on account of our horrific spelling. We're desperately seeking English tutors as a result.
TEST Squadron: Our wallets cry in vain while our spouses cry in shame.
9 out of 10 deceased Aurora pilots belonged to TEST Squadron - shouldn't you?
TEST Squadron: Applying LTI to Newtonian mechanics since 2944!
20/20 vision is not required to join TEST. In fact, the blurrier, the better.
TEST Squadron: Tactics, strategy, and sobriety are overrated.
Aloe and nipples: Anywhere else, it would seem erotic. In TEST, it's simply Tuesday.
TEST Squadron: Largest producer of illicit booze in the 'verse. Coincidentally also the largest consumer of such.
In TEST, the 'LT' in 'LTI' stands for 'Less than Two minutes'.
Are you a person with no regrets in life? Join TEST and we can fix that.
TEST Squadron: The 'verse's very first Olympic drinking team.
NASA said our request to study zero-G margarita mixes was 'devoid of scientific merit'. We think they want to keep all the yummy recipes for themselves.
TEST has the strictest enrollment requirements in the 'verse. Only those able to fog a mirror are allowed entry. And we have scholarships for those who aren't.
Calling us 'drunks' is hurtful and derogatory. We prefer to be known as 'sobriety impaired'.
You could do worse than by joining TEST Squadron. Not by much, but you could.
"TEST Squadron - Best Squadron" was deemed only slightly more marketable than "TEST Squadron - Marginally Acceptable Squadron".
TEST Squadron: You supply the body, we'll supply the red shirt.
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