Vodka takes up much space. We use the bottoms from premium vodka as the monocles.
Russian Roulette Roster
- Thread starter Annitias
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I'd like a gunner position aboard this mighty vessel. I will name said gun, for there are many like it, but this one will be mine.
I'd also be interested in comms hacking. Not sure what will be needed to do it, but dammit i've got me a protractor, some bawls energy drink and one FUCKED UP sleep schedule.
But above all I'd grab any officer position you feel i qualify for. I'm VERY attention to detail oriented and don't tend to rest until the job is done.
1) Lead many roams in Eve, I know how to prioritize targets based on weakness and strength.
2) Quick thinking, and capable of following orders to the T. You only want engine shot out. I'll only gun for engines.
3) Captained many ships, large to small. Including the infamous Titan in Eve.
4) Adaptive, give me a job and it's done. And done well.
5) Clean, I bathe in the blood of my enemies
6) Love vodka.
I'd also be interested in comms hacking. Not sure what will be needed to do it, but dammit i've got me a protractor, some bawls energy drink and one FUCKED UP sleep schedule.
But above all I'd grab any officer position you feel i qualify for. I'm VERY attention to detail oriented and don't tend to rest until the job is done.
1) Lead many roams in Eve, I know how to prioritize targets based on weakness and strength.
2) Quick thinking, and capable of following orders to the T. You only want engine shot out. I'll only gun for engines.
3) Captained many ships, large to small. Including the infamous Titan in Eve.
4) Adaptive, give me a job and it's done. And done well.
5) Clean, I bathe in the blood of my enemies
6) Love vodka.
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He likes bawls and vodka! Welcome to the crew (somewhere)
Huegpaynis
Space Marshal
God I hope they add flak or dedicated AA weaponry that can be mounted to turrets on some of the larger ships. I'd love to kit out a retaliator as an interdiction gunboat and run fighter screen for someone in one of the capships.
CrimsonCyclist
Space Marshal
I'd like to apply for the third medical position, aka Nurse Cyclist. When not on the Jav I'd be in my Cutlass Red anyway =P
I have enough cover flying with me not to worry. I figure anything smaller than a freelancer will be able to slip under the turrets. I have the redeemer to provide small craft pressure plus the shields are a monster there.
Myself and a few officers will be buying Bulldogs as escort craft since they are long range jump capable. From the RR hanger we should be able to do rotating maintaince on them.
Also we will need not just engineers but 'flight deck' crew for the maintenance and operation of the hanger and craft.
Kilted is going to have a very large roster to run.
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Hmmm"Russian Roulette" in test squadron?
6 beers in all but 5 of them are filled with glue and glass shards.
6 beers in all but 5 of them are filled with glue and glass shards.
Like the 6 beers idea, but I'd only fill one...with dip spit. That way the other 5 can laugh and enjoy their beers while sorry sob hurls everywhere.
It would be vodka if anything. Beer is not for me. Vodka makes you want to get shirtless and wrestle a bear!
Yaw ca
Silly RussianJ, true tavarashi drinks moonshine made in picklejar chilled in river, while cooking fish on kalashnikov, in your underwear in the woods.
BioHazard
Captain
Well, I have held a Koala, so I am Koalafied, I have experience as a comms officer with a mill sim group, so I know how to get a message across.
Civil Hypocricy
Rear Admiral
I think you take over when I log off and vice versa. Either way, expect to fix lots of guns for CrashMan!
I should have more slots open here, as soon as Kilted gets back from vacation, he should update it.
I'm an excellent pilot unless I'm drunk. Than I become a super pilot. I'd love the co-pilot slot.... If not, I'll accept shooty guy.
Kapital_Kong
Space Marshal
I'll sign up as the grog supplier. So you'll never run empty in the bar ;)
