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[AstroSam]

Thanks for the whiskey. I'll first empty it in front of my colleague, than turn him around and kick - free of any inhibitions - the bottle in his a...nus. Hell yeah :D

Btw., the name reminds of a VERY good oldschool video:

 

[AstroSam]

11 p.m. - gotta go to bed. Have a good night or day :)

 

[marcsand2]

good night

 

[AstroSam]

5 a.m. and sleepless, damn. That AC next week is ripping my mind appart.

Just read a good one:

I told my son, “You will marry the girl I choose.”
He said, “NO!”
I told him, “She is Bill Gates’ daughter.”
He said, “OK.”
I called Bill Gates and said, “I want your daughter to marry my son.”
Bill Gates said, “NO.”
I told Bill Gates, "My son is the CEO of World Bank.”
Bill Gates said, “OK.”
I called the President of World Bank and asked him to make my son the CEO.
He said, “NO.”
I told him, “My son is Bill Gates’ son-in-law.”
He said, “OK.”

This is exactly how politics works ...

 

[AstroSam]

@Blind Owl

:confused::confused::confused::confused::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::D

 

[marcsand2]

He doesn't look so blind or intoxicated there o_O

 

[CrudeSasquatch]

The Sasquatch Shaved....
I also didn't read any of the messages between page 70 and 75, so I still consider all of that unheard information and am willing to let you tell it to me again...
also, I'm having trouble reading.
EXPLANATION: Oh, yeah, I also totally smuggled a LOT of alcohol into my camp, because technically the camp isn't "dry" (Dry being 'alcohol free') but our company policy is that it's a firing if you're on the beer, and that's totally not TEST, so I like, totally drove a bus load of people to the liquor store and was all "F U, THA MAAAAAAN".
Anways
I need to pre-order a LOT of coffee for.... 30 hours from now.

 

[Xian-Luc Picard]

5 a.m. and sleepless, damn. That AC next week is ripping my mind appart.

Just read a good one:

I told my son, “You will marry the girl I choose.”
He said, “NO!”
I told him, “She is Bill Gates’ daughter.”
He said, “OK.”
I called Bill Gates and said, “I want your daughter to marry my son.”
Bill Gates said, “NO.”
I told Bill Gates, "My son is the CEO of World Bank.”
Bill Gates said, “OK.”
I called the President of World Bank and asked him to make my son the CEO.
He said, “NO.”
I told him, “My son is Bill Gates’ son-in-law.”
He said, “OK.”

This is exactly how politics works ...

This is brilliant.

 

[CrudeSasquatch]

PS: This drunk I decided to hide in my room and totally not get caught being as drunk as I am....
I'm so drunk, I could probably fly an Aurora in a straight line....

 

[Xian-Luc Picard]

The Sasquatch Shaved....
I also didn't read any of the messages between page 70 and 75, so I still consider all of that unheard information and am willing to let you tell it to me again...
also, I'm having trouble reading.
EXPLANATION: Oh, yeah, I also totally smuggled a LOT of alcohol into my camp, because technically the camp isn't "dry" (Dry being 'alcohol free') but our company policy is that it's a firing if you're on the beer, and that's totally not TEST, so I like, totally drove a bus load of people to the liquor store and was all "F U, THA MAAAAAAN".
Anways
I need to pre-order a LOT of coffee for.... 30 hours from now.

Sounds like a sequel to Strange Brew.

 

[CrudeSasquatch]

This is brilliant.

Great POEM!

 

[CrudeSasquatch]

Sounds like a sequel to Strange Brew.

THere's a Moose in my Brew! I need a, like, a, totally free case of beer, eh

 

[Blind Owl]

Jeez, not good. But: better ill during vacation than during working days imho(?).


Oh boy, my 18 years old daughter has a new boyfriend - 35 years old!! :confused: It could....be my boyfriend, looking at the age difference.
But: she is 18 and can do what she wants, she is 18 and can do what she wants, she is 18 and can do what she wants, she is 18 and can do what she wants, ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

I have a gun and a shovel. Do you want me to take care of this dude? ;)

Where are @Blind Owl and @CrudeSasquatch the last days, btw....?

Family time. Took a break from the forums to fully engage with my family.

@CrudeSasquatch was only at home for 4 days, @Blind Owl had relatives visiting?, don't know.

Yeah, Crude is back at work, although I see he found some beer last night. Haha. And my parents are still visiting. :)

@Blind Owl

:confused::confused::confused::confused::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::D

Spider Owl? Scary. Can you find a Wolf Owl? That's would be better. Haha.

 

[Blind Owl]

 

[marcsand2]

I have a gun and a shovel. Do you want me to take care of this dude? ;)

Family time. Took a break from the forums to fully engage with my family.

Yeah, Crude is back at work, although I see he found some beer last night. Haha. And my parents are still visiting. :)

Spider Owl? Scary. Can you find a Wolf Owl? That's would be better. Haha.

Holy crap!!!!! 38 new alerts and stillgoing up!!! Somebody woke up :D

 

[marcsand2]

Family time. Took a break from the forums to fully engage with my family.

Family time is BEST time :)

 

[Blind Owl]

Holy crap!!!!! 38 new alerts and stillgoing up!!! Somebody woke up :D

Haha, indeed. ;)

Family time is BEST time :)

It truly is my friend. We went camping, and introduced our son to the beach. He TESTed the water, and loved the sand. BEST time.

 

[marcsand2]

He TESTed the water, and loved the sand. BEST time.

The sand is still in his ears and mom is trying to clean him up, known symptom. I made a sandpit for my boys, the sand was everywhere except in the sandpit. Luckily I could close the sandpit because our new family members, 2 tigers, thought it was a shitpit :D

 

[Blind Owl]

The sand is still in his ears and mom is trying to clean him up, known symptom. I made a sandpit for my boys, the sand was everywhere except in the sandpit. Luckily I could close the sandpit because our new family members, 2 tigers, thought it was a shitpit :D

Hahaha, oh dear. Silly kitties. Yeah, we've gotten used to living in a constant state of semi-controlled chaos. Its actually quite fun.

 

[marcsand2]

Confirmed, especially when you recognize that they didn't got it from a stranger. Now I have allot more understanding for my father's position :) He got 3 of us.