Beerjerker
Grand Admiral
It's a fairy tale for children. A little girl sneaks into the home of 3 bears and eats their porridge. Dad bear's porridge is too hot, mom bear's is too cold, and baby bear's porridge is just right. Then the bears come home and eat her (?). I guess the moral of the story is "don't be so picky when you're stealing food from bears."Errrrrm....nope.
Gotta go for another coffee.
Anyways, Oregon is not too hot, not too cold, just right.