Shit new applicants are saying
- Thread starter Montoya
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"Use me like a disposable toothbrush"
So you mean drizzle on lube, until you're all wet, and gently and carefully, barely exerting any force, like a feather, slide you up and down the hard dirty surface, until it starts to get brighter and brighter and you feel the ecstasy...
of Gold! Obviously.
That's how we clean our Gold Rolexes @Montoya gives to all would-be members to lure them in.
Why, what did you think I was doing?
Something tells me you have one of those vibrating toothbrushes... you know, the ones that take the D size batteries...
I don't know. StudlySudz might be too skilled for this group... or they are just pathological liers in which case they would fit right in.
Whoever says I'm lying is lying! Especially if it is about this lie!
I think we found ourselves a new fleet commander.
Is that US chips or UK chips? Or like wood chips or computer chips? It's a very important distinction that really should be clarified before we can hand the keys of the Bengal over to them...
Why does it have to be limited to one kind? Why not just have it be chips and whatever is available?
Chips on chips? It's a crazy idea but it might just work!
But how to do it? Would the chips go on top or the chips, or would they go below the chips?
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And what happens if you put a chip in between them?
The possibilities are endless!
And what happens if you put a chip in between them?
The possibilities are endless!
I think we will need to study this... Let's go commandeer a pub with a frier so we can test the many combinations and given its a pub they will have the means to satisfy our thirst as well.
A fine crop of new recruits, give 'em all a mid-strength beer and put 'em to work in the Meme Factory!
Devil Dog Hog
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I claim the small smelly one for my harem of auroras. I like to make them yell ridiculous war cries as I beat them with a pool noodle to toughen them up.