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NaffNaffBobFace

Space Marshal
Donor
Jan 5, 2016
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NaffNaffBobFace
*looks over Chrnono's beat ship, dented and burn body armour and disheveled general appearance*

Hmmm... Yes, I think I can see your problem here...

You've been running too long, you need to address this problem head on or you'll be running forever...

Alone we are but drops of water, but together we form a mighty torrent! We just need to get your pursuers out into the open and give them the gifts only a flight of hundreds of Auroras can give - Painful gifts, gifts which say to them "no more, you leave living or leave dead, but either way you are leaving and you are not coming back".

It... It might mean strapping you to the prow of the ship covered in Strawberry Triffel for a day or two to draw them out... I mean who can resist Strawberry Trifel?! You're cool with that, 'aint ya? I mean, you do want them off your back, don't ya?

Why are you looking at me like that?
 

Cugino83

Vice Admiral
Apr 25, 2019
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Cugino
*looks over Chrnono's beat ship, dented and burn body armour and disheveled general appearance*

Hmmm... Yes, I think I can see your problem here...

You've been running too long, you need to address this problem head on or you'll be running forever...

Alone we are but drops of water, but together we form a mighty torrent! We just need to get your pursuers out into the open and give them the gifts only a flight of hundreds of Auroras can give - Painful gifts, gifts which say to them "no more, you leave living or leave dead, but either way you are leaving and you are not coming back".

It... It might mean strapping you to the prow of the ship covered in Strawberry Triffel for a day or two to draw them out... I mean who can resist Strawberry Trifel?! You're cool with that, 'aint ya? I mean, you do want them off your back, don't ya?
Hmmmmm..... water???🤨

Why are you looking at me like that?
You start smelling like spy......
 
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