Shit new applicants are saying
- Thread starter Montoya
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A prime example of TESTs [Corporate Efficiency], their introduction told us all we needed to know about them in one word!
They'll fit in well around here, TEST will likely have need of experienced onanists to counter all the less desirable players we'll meet in the 'Verse.
Two very promising recruits here:
The second one might need to be censored. Then again we could monetize it so others too can learn what their ship really wants.
The takeover TESTie will have to find the name-badge before they can claim leadership and that was lost aaaaages ago.
I'd like to know the second TESTie technique, I just press all the buttons until something happens. I have NO idea how I got my pilots license... Oh, I didn't? How do you get one? Lessons? A test?! I'm in TEST I thought that was how you did it!?
First is overqualified with all that about being a fine aurora pilot, the second one though... I like it, perfect TEST material!
I wonder how long it took for him to notice that aurora was in the wrong place :D
A pair of TESTies who will be well at home here!
Warmest welcomes!
Remember: if you fail spectacularly enough, you will fail to fail! Take it from someone with years of Fail expiriance, it's spectacular!
Anybody remember when Eve wanted to do "Walking in station and ships" ? (and the community didn't want it)
Patrick Spaceman
Grand Admiral
Aha! A prime candidate for TEST Weapons Research Lab! (TWRL, or TWIRL if we are not eventually officially recognized by TEST and have to be "TEST Weapons Independent Research Lab" once science gets in game).
We are currently working on weaponized Spreadsheets, our arch enemy Org ADI are total squares who have a fondness for them (You need to pass an entry exam to be allowed to fly your own ship over there!? The savagery!) so if we leave some especially incendiary charts lying around they could serve as suitable boobytraps.
I have so far developed La hoja de cálculo del diablo however all the automation in it makes it an unfortunately unstable 10mb+ file size without any data in it, and whenever I try to print it off it spontaneously combusts on exiting the printer - so we need some way of toning it down a bit.
The best you got in EVE was walking around an apartment with nothing to do! I really miss playing EVE, lol
i remember the shitstorm from the community in 2011 (?). "No one wants do do that" so they stopped developing
Patrick Spaceman
Grand Admiral
It has some fascinating lore around how orgs worked and some of the things they had to change because of players, like "M00 Corp", a small group of players found a chokepoint, killed 200 players on their first day, then thousands over a few months, this was 17 years ago!