Some Xplor Drama (also "TEST not good for the community as a whole")

[Frisbeerocker]

Holy shit I spit my drink because of this. Incredible.

This whole thing is actually more retarded than a Scooby Doo mystery. And that's why its so hilarious.

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

Now I have to go check the number of f***s given.

Please please tell me there is some forum code that can display the number of times the word f***/er/ed/s/ing is posted a day/hour like it can tell you how many people are logged in at that moment, so we would be able to tell how many f***s had been given that day - the aim would be to make it Zero. Can TEST give no f***s?

It could be the next April Fools day innovation for the forum and on that glorious day this place will be a total f***athon!

If there is only one good thing that comes from this attempted Xplor coop, it must be this!

 

[SeungRyul]

Nope. Our one and only f*** was already used up. We have to wait until the next fiscal year and a full budget renewal for a new one.

Wel F***.

 

[☮ Thermo]

What a shit storm.

Respect for the War Dec.

 

[DontTouchMyHoHos]

How are we the center of drama, without ever lifting a finger. I only ever have motivation to lift anything is when it contains alcohol.

 

[Soundwave-SW]

How are we the center of drama, without ever lifting a finger. I only ever have motivation to lift anything is when it contains alcohol.

An organization that can construct a literal in-game dyson sphere of Auroras would be enough to make any group not participating jealous.

TEST is a Type II civilization on the Kardashev scale. That can be pretty intimidating to less advanced spec-erm organizations.

 

[maynard]

only one fuck per day?

[REDACTED] that, I say

 

[Accented]

An organization that can construct a literal in-game dyson sphere of Auroras would be enough to make any group not participating jealous.

TEST is a Type II civilization on the Kardashev scale. That can be pretty intimidating to less advanced spec-erm organizations.

I understood some of those words.

 

[SeungRyul]

only one fuck per day?

fuck that, I say

Banned.

 

[Snakey]

More leaks! 13 more screnshots to be exact.

"TEST bound to collapse upon PU launch." I kinda prefer the term crashing, but whatever floats your spaceship my friend.

http://imgur.com/a/dWeeU

View: http://imgur.com/a/dWeeU

How can we colapse if we dont even have a command structure?

Stop playing politics! It's not even fun!

 

[Snakey]

Howdy All

So I'm AllenDeGray, the one who made the comment about TEST not being good for the community as a whole.

I can't really comment on everything so far, but I do want to apologies for my comment specifically calling TEST not being good for the community as a whole. I made the statement under false assumptions of the organization without really making the effort to get to know it better, so I deserve all the backlash it'll get.

Don't worry about it, come have a beer or twenty!

and

be

our

guest!

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afzmwAKUppU

 

[Snakey]

You stop paying attention for one day. ONE DAY. And this happens.

See, here's the thing these TQR fellas don't understand about TEST. They can't take over TEST for two reasons. First, we'd never allow the Glorious Leader to be usurped by anyone other than a clone of himself, Banetoya, Chris Roberts, Montoya, General Mattis (ret), The Ghost of Benjamin Franklin, George Washington's dentures, Stalin's mustache, Mao's hair, or Churchill's third chin. Secondly, they couldn't possibly run TEST because TEST doesn't know how TEST runs. We've got all these standard operation procedures and plans written up but nobody reads them. We practice the finely tuned art of utter chaos on a daily basis. It works for us, but that's because we're TEST. If they were to try their little coup, we'd just absorb them like we do with all the rest.

Montoya Gear Solid!

is that a thing? Make it a thing!

 

[Snakey]

I'm sorry!!!!
It's not my fault the rules are "We need to protect our kids from bad things. Like profanity and sex, but seeing brain-splatter is natural and a part of growing up"!

I've seen plenty more than brain splatter ever since i've joined....

 

[mromutt]

I understand that, But just how is TEST D.N.A (Department of Nuisance Affairs) going to get TQR leaders to mysteriously slip on bars of soap in the shower resulting in massive injuries?

Rubber duckies in the shower! ;) they are so cute no one ever thinks twice about them.

 

[mromutt]

We've sent org invites to all parties involved, right?

Standard protocol :)

 

[Blind Owl]

ok, fine, I get that. BUT THIS TIME YOUR PUTTING THE TUTU ON THE MONKEY WHILE I GATHER THE CASHEWS, SUPERGLUE AND RUBBER GLOVES.

Ok. As long as you don't forget the body oil this time.

We've sent org invites to all parties involved, right?

Hahahaha! I LOVE your mind!

 

[maynard]

Banned.

I see what you did there

 

[Blind Owl]

Nope. Our one and only f*** was already used up. We have to wait until the next fiscal year and a full budget renewal for a new one.

only one fuck per day?
[REDACTED] that, I say

Banned.

I don't fucking think so! ;)

 

[DontTouchMyHoHos]

This whole endeavor sounds like a bad B rated movie. How would you take over TEST when we are so good at not trying. Anyone who would start putting effort in would automatically be a spai xD If they tried taking over by being one of us, they would get no where, because they would have to act lazy and incompetent and go no where, lol.

 

[DrunkenTeddy]

After a busy weekend I didn't expect this drama. Very entertaining! Why someone would want to take over and run a massive Org is beyond me, people who run Orgs this big are clearly nuts (see any SOTS episode for proof). Though I do find it funny how much our not caring protects us from this kind of garbage. Do you want to spai on us? Sure! Come have a beer!

So with the premise is that people will want to leave Xplor because they have a bad leadership group, and you want to become part of said leadership group in order to convince people to join your other Org... That has to be the dumbest plan I have ever heard..... If people want to leave Xplor, they will, and chances are they won't join an org with 30 members, the reason most people join a big org is because they want to be in a big org. "Infiltrating" that org isn't going to help you gain members. You aren't going to take it over, because there's no reason for the org leader to hand it over to you, that kind of thing doesn't happen!

So now TQR's reputation gets crapped on, you're even less likely to get new members, and after reading those messages, TQR sounds much more likely to fall apart than any of the big orgs it seems to be targeting. Good luck boys, wish I had some of what you're smoking.