Beerjerker
Grand Admiral
Sneak into their house and plug a wireless controller into a neglected USB port. Duct tape one of the thumbsticks to one side, then hide the controller. Return to replace batteries. Ninja costumes on sale for Halloween, shop now.Upon release of the Verse I plan to infiltrate other Org's and alter their navigational systems to list slightly to the right. Thus causing them to bump and crash into other ships, asteroids, and space stations.
Once they have a taste for crashing they'll have no choice but to flock to TEST where we offer the best crashing rewards!
Who's with me?
(Don't forget to post this to Reddit, that's a vital part of any plan!)
I wonder if I should be posting this publicly?