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hardroc77

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She says I’m an asshole because I shared her fear with hundreds of people online...
Well in my case I don't have to share anything on-line to merit that personality trait.
If you don’t hear from me once a day you guys will know what happened.
Quick, summon the Vanguards and Cutlass' for a rescue mission.
 

marctek

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I'd fear the Roomba Kryptonite that is an errant Pet turd:

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I have actually had that happen. But since my wife wanted the Roomba and the cats who's crap got smeared on the floor. I turned the Roomba off and left it for her to clean up.

Just so our robot overlords don't get pissed I will post this in their native language as well.

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NaffNaffBobFace

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I have actually had that happen. But since my wife wanted the Roomba and the cats who's crap got smeared on the floor. I turned the Roomba off and left it for her to clean up.

Just so our robot overlords don't get pissed I will post this in their native language as well.

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Duhb

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Well in my case I don't have to share anything on-line to merit that personality trait.
Quick, summon the Vanguards and Cutlass' for a rescue mission.
I thank you for your concern, I am alive and safe... luckily the spawn drew her attention off me for a bit. She is far less likely to harm the children... although it was touch and go for a bit. The youngest boy found a commercial size container of baby powder, and being a “problem solver” figured out that by emptying the entire thing on the floor he could now slide from one end of the kitchen to the other on his belly. This led to a mistake by me, pointing out, one why the hell do we need like five pounds of baby powder? The youngest is four, we have no babies that require powdering... and secondly how well the dreaded roomba would do cleaning that mess up... her wrath was swift and I felt a little over the top but I still have all my appendages so a win I guess.
 
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hardroc77

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The youngest boy found a commercial size container of baby powder, and being a “problem solver” figured out that by emptying the entire thing on the floor he could now slide from one end of the kitchen to the other on his belly.
Your son is a genius! I like him already.
 
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Duhb

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Your son is a genius! I like him already.
That’s a strong word to use describing someone who I have had to talk to about running head first into walls being a bad idea... he is four and over the summer got banned from the town pool. They told him he couldn’t get in with his clothes on so he stripped butt naked and jumped in... then he got in trouble at daycare because he was standing at the water fountain asking the little girls if they wanted to touch his, “special parts”... the kid is going places, probably not college, but definitely going places.
 
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