Wait are we the bad guys?

Did the first order even have beer tho?

  • Dinna Ken mate

    Votes: 4 7.3%
  • Aye gonna blow up those rebel scum

    Votes: 8 14.5%
  • Cant afford a deathstar with all tthis beer

    Votes: 16 29.1%
  • WE HAVE A SUPER SECRET DEATHSTAR THAT FIRES FUN

    Votes: 27 49.1%

  • Total voters
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NaffNaffBobFace

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All these anti-piracy good-guy orgs will all become evil, each and every one.

When they turn, who will be left to defend the galaxy?

TEST Squadron!
This has already happened, just look at Aerospace Alliance.
 

Bambooza

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I would say that TEST Squadron is more like the rebels who want to build our own version of the Death Star, but ours would shoot massive streams of beer at opposing targets in hopes that by intoxicating an entire planet all at once can help bring about the greatest parties across the Verse wherever we go.
Death by drowning in beer.
 

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View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHoQHiaAj04


The problem with Noobifier's logic though, is that Aurora is being flown in a very very straight line... Unless it was a passed out Testie, but then it would have been simply an unfortunate accident. Also, video analysis shows that Boredgamer's ship very clearly begins to blow up some few frames BEFORE the Aurora shared it's space.
 
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Takeiteasy

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I never really liked that kind of drawn out, obvious and "taking the mick" humour. Maybe it's just me, however David Mitchell on panel shows is hilarious, he can have a rant about something seconds after someone mentions a subject and have you in stitches about the irony about said subject. He is a comedy genius in that regard.
 

Xist

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Comparing us to the First Order is short sighted.

The First Order has no vision, and will fall.

We, on the other hand, have blurred vision, and though we may stumble from time to time, we will make the universe a better place! Even if we have to kill those opposed to us in the process.
 

Talonsbane

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View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHoQHiaAj04


The problem with Noobifier's logic though, is that Aurora is being flown in a very very straight line... Unless it was a passed out Testie, but then it would have been simply an unfortunate accident. Also, video analysis shows that Boredgamer's ship very clearly begins to blow up some few frames BEFORE the Aurora shared it's space.
Based on speed of the ship in the video, I would say that it was most likely that Bored Gamer accidentally got in the way of some random Aurora pilot as they went to quantum.
 

Tealwraith

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I had planned to run around patching TESTies up while we prosecuted a war of genocide against the foul Vanduul xenos. Then, we could claim their systems as TEST systems and set up idyllic worlds based on the principles of the Hutterites.

However, His Holiness Montoya of TEST, Glorious Leader of the Knights of Aurora and all-around most excellent org leader in the verse, has a vision I have learned to trust blindly and beyond reason, his vision being superior in every way to my own ambitions.

Now if you'll excuse me, my TEST beer mug is getting dry and must be refilled.
 

Talonsbane

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Fear the Mutant, The Heretic, the Alien.
Between you and your two girlfriends, don't you have all three of those covered? Haha.
2 girlfriends? Oh, so that's what we're calling hands now? Good times. Then I've got a pair of girlfriends as well. That totally explains @Wolfy 's fixation with space kitties though. ;p Cheers & vote for Canadian space kitties!
 
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