Wait are we the bad guys?

Did the first order even have beer tho?

  • Dinna Ken mate

    Votes: 4 7.3%
  • Aye gonna blow up those rebel scum

    Votes: 8 14.5%
  • Cant afford a deathstar with all tthis beer

    Votes: 16 29.1%
  • WE HAVE A SUPER SECRET DEATHSTAR THAT FIRES FUN

    Votes: 27 49.1%

  • Total voters
    55

Talonsbane

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He survived. I'm a firm believer that that kind of adversity helps to build resilience. He's stronger due to me.
Of course he's stronger due to you, he has to carry in all of those kegs & cases of beer for you while you're busy distracting Mrs Owl from seeing your "mistress" (the beer) sneaking into the house for you to enjoy later.
 

NaffNaffBobFace

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"We have a secret deathstar that fires fun"

Yes - 'Liquid fun' aka beer! It's gonna be like that scene from Tank Girl:

SPOILERS: This is the end of the film but as you'll never watch it it doesn't matter. Yes that is THE Ice-T and THE Iggy Pop in the credits.

View: https://youtu.be/KcpFyO0k-Gg?t=5m4s
 
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CrudeSasquatch

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He survived. I'm a firm believer that that kind of adversity helps to build resilience. He's stronger due to me.
Of course he's stronger due to you, he has to carry in all of those kegs & cases of beer for you while you're busy distracting Mrs Owl from seeing your "mistress" (the beer) sneaking into the house for you to enjoy later.
The true TEST of a man isn't if he can fit the KEG through the door, but if he can fit it in his belly.
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