Win a Hercules!

[Blind Owl]

I don't understand. How do i open this book? Oh, I'm so confused.

I just wanna be loved. Is that so wrong?

Well, loved and kill things, and take their treasure.

Exactly this!

 

[Bambooza]

I just wanna be loved. Is that so wrong?

Well, loved and kill things, and take their treasure.

Not sure about the love part but the rest I can support. Unless you are talking about the love provided by an expensive call girl but even that would be questionable given how much treasure you would need to part with.

 

[Stevetank]

I don't understand. How do i open this book? Oh, I'm so confused.

I just wanna be loved. Is that so wrong?

Well, loved and kill things, and take their treasure.

I'll find us a treasure map and we'll go plunder wonders :)

 

[Blind Owl]

I'll find us a treasure map and we'll go plunder wonders :slight_smile:

And love. We'll plunder love!

 

[Stevetank]

And love. We'll plunder love!

A pirate's worst nightmare: a sunken chest and no booty D:

 

[hardroc77]

Edit Edit: How did I become a shitposter? I didn't even know what shitposting was before I came to TEST.

See, you're such as a natural at it that it's reflexive and you aren't even aware of it. Like breathing or drinking beer.

 

[Bambooza]

A pirate's worst nightmare: a sunken chest and no booty D:

Lets space that nightmare and never talk about it again. I'm sure there are lots more treasure in the sea of space.

 

[Blind Owl]

A pirate's worst nightmare: a sunken chest and no booty D:

Comparable to a carpenters dream: flat as a board and never been nailed?

See, you're such as a natural at it that it's reflexive and you aren't even aware of it. Like breathing or drinking beer.

Well shit. I guess I am what I am. Haha

 

[DirectorGunner]

I've been dancing like this trying to open the book... it's not working yet

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

Hello writer chums, the winner/s have been announced:

https://robertsspaceindustries.com/spectrum/community/SC/forum/3/thread/hercules-starlifter-short-story-contest/90833

EDIT - Oh bum I've put this in the wrong thread!