I... I... I think I need a drink....
*EDIT* To clarify I mean I need alcohol.
*EDIT* To clarify I mean I need alcohol.
Xian Dildos
- Thread starter GrumpyCat
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well, i guess someone had to do it
makes a good birthday present, i suppose
for that one friend who's *really* into turtles
makes a good birthday present, i suppose
for that one friend who's *really* into turtles
or for the ultimate Xian cosplay..
Pssst. Hey. Wanna see what's under the coat?
I hope that the creator of that has it copyrighted & an Etsy account that they can post that on when SQ42 & SC fully launch. I think that they might sell in a similar manner to those tentacle "toys" when they were 1st starting out. So the person might just make a fortune off their creativity.
If it's the suction cup kind and you ever get a dent in your car you can pull the dent out.
Liquor_and_ores
Space Marshal
I can see CiG marketing being pissed that they missed out on more revenue
+1 vote for in-game decorative items to be worn by TEST boarding parties
Just imagine a few months from now, subscriber flair! Alien "parts" for your hanger!
Need an underbarrel 40mm launcher to shoot it out of and knock people out.
Raither
Captain
...and the reply of "Thanks for testing it out for us ahead of time"
What the hell is happening to the world?
Lets make star citizen great again.
Ab Alien Dildo Cannon? Someone call the TEST Weapons Research Lab!
I can imagine it now:
Del Boy: "Alwright Rodders, only got shot of those Xi'An dildos we got off the back of that Starfarer, didn't I?"
Rodney: "What? How'd you shift those they were only suitable for Xi'An anatomy?"
Del Boy: "Sold them to a bunch of drunkards telling them they were the next big thing in anti-personnel weaponry didn't I? I mean the disgust factor in being hit by a Xi'An dildo in the heat of battle must be some kind of psychological warfare, musn't it?"
Rodney: "Yeah, good one Del" *rolls eyes*
End of episode, roll credits, at end of credits hold on the 'Only Fools and Horses' logo for a few seconds too long.
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