Xian Dildos

Talonsbane

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I hope that the creator of that has it copyrighted & an Etsy account that they can post that on when SQ42 & SC fully launch. I think that they might sell in a similar manner to those tentacle "toys" when they were 1st starting out. So the person might just make a fortune off their creativity.
 

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Need an underbarrel 40mm launcher to shoot it out of and knock people out.
Ab Alien Dildo Cannon? Someone call the TEST Weapons Research Lab!

I can imagine it now:

Del Boy: "Alwright Rodders, only got shot of those Xi'An dildos we got off the back of that Starfarer, didn't I?"
Rodney: "What? How'd you shift those they were only suitable for Xi'An anatomy?"
Del Boy: "Sold them to a bunch of drunkards telling them they were the next big thing in anti-personnel weaponry didn't I? I mean the disgust factor in being hit by a Xi'An dildo in the heat of battle must be some kind of psychological warfare, musn't it?"
Rodney: "Yeah, good one Del" *rolls eyes*
End of episode, roll credits, at end of credits hold on the 'Only Fools and Horses' logo for a few seconds too long.
 
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