@CrudeSasquatch swears into the CF tomorrow.
- Thread starter Blind Owl
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gladestone
Vice Admiral
Good luck crude wil miss ya in chat bro..First step in the rest of your life..Think star citizen will be out in 4 years hahaha..
Enjoy the constant shouting and harrassment from the drill instructor!In all seriousness...
Thank you very much. This is a big step in my life... I really need a pension for when I retire. I blew through two life savings already, and all I got to show for it is a broken down Aurora and a computer from 2011. My life experience has, albeit despite having been eclectic, wild fun, worldy and diverse, not been as fulfilling as I would have liked.
Hopefully the CF is a place I can excel. I'm looking forward to getting trained up in all the fun guns, actual water stuff. I really hope they can teach me how to dress smartly and shower more than once a week. Mostly I'm looking forward to the Dental Plan, the free education, and a lifetime supply of hot nurses.
For all your actual military folk out there... I hope to make you proud, and if I can't make you proud I hope I'll at least make you a clean cup of water (which I will then turn into coffee because water is for suckers).
I sure hope there's someone older than me on the course.... I don't want to be the guy people look up too!
Jk, Have fun and try not to get shot, you dont want to make us all lonely!
CrudeSasquatch
Space Marshal
I'm supposed to have my house ready for storage by Monday but not fly out until Next Sunday. Where will I sleep? How will I Shitposts?
Ouch! that's a tough one, if I lived closer than I do, it wouldn't be a problem but then you're always welcome to visit Sweden ;)
CrudeSasquatch
Space Marshal
Yes know I'm okay with hanging in Sweden for a few days.
There's one of these living near you?
CrudeSasquatch
Space Marshal
Beerjerker
Grand Admiral
There is plenty of those.. ha ha ha... :P
Just because I thought the picture was worth seeing one more time in this thread.
CrudeSasquatch
Space Marshal
Wow what A CUTIE !!Just because I thought the picture was worth seeing one more time in this thread.
That beer looks delicious.
gladestone
Vice Admiral
Dont forget if hillary wins lay a banana peel on the ground so she slips on her fat behind
CrudeSasquatch
Space Marshal
Despite that I'm still allowed to vote, I don't think I'm allowed to comment on political things anymore. I shall endeavour to serve Her Majesty the Queen, Elizabeth II, her heirs and appointees, and the duly elected members of Parliament.
Buuuuuuut.......
I guess since you're talking about a rebellious colonial government, I should have to point out that one day, we shall make America Great Britain Again! Elizabeth II 2016!
Hey @Blind Owl am I allowed to say that?
Head over to a Starbucks and "borrow" some ones lap top?
@CrudeSasquatch, @Blind Owl I want to see you guys on this show. Maybe they can add a water purification challenge.
There's no way these guys could be in TEST.
There's no way these guys could be in TEST.
WarrenPeace
Space Marshal
Best of luck to you! We'll miss you here, but soon you'll be back in your new form, more powerful than the last!