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[Bluetek]

I like triggering thin skinned people. I am doing them a favor. Grow thicker skin and stop being pansies. Civilizations of pansies are easy to conquer.

No one likes a pansy, even if they are forced to act like they do through your methods of indoctrination and politically correct hogwash.

View: https://youtu.be/R6aQBWMN7UE

It takes a pansy to recognize one. Gottem ;)

 

[Heinlein]

It takes a pansy to recognize one. Gottem ;)

I see what you did there. Sounds just like VirtualAce

 

[Bluetek]

Who's VirtualAce?

EDIT- OH...

 

[MikeNificent]

Shocking.

EDIT - Does this count as triggering myself?

No. Triggering yourself requires lube, candles, scented oils, and hot wax. And probably a sock.

 

[Blind Owl]

Haha, I know, I know, I actually googled it before I wrote it. Bare or Bear? But you bear a burden and you bare your soul. Also, @CrudeSasquatch has been known to fuck bears.
Whereas I fuck beers. With my face.

Shocking.

EDIT - Does this count as triggering myself?

Hypocrite. I'm outraged. :wink:

No. Triggering yourself requires lube, candles, scented oils, and hot wax. And probably a sock.

Well, it IS Friday night . . .

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

No. Triggering yourself requires lube, candles, scented oils, and hot wax. And probably a sock.

A sock? It's what separates us from the animals.

 

[Blind Owl]

A sock? It's what separates us from the animals.

Huh. I thought that was a condom...

 

[Frad in'Ryth]

Huh. I thought that was a condom...

No sir, that's a Snickers wrapper.

 

[Bluetek]

No. Triggering yourself requires lube, candles, scented oils, and hot wax. And probably a sock.

Yes that's most of it. You forgot a couple things. You will also require 1 latex glove to go with the sock.

Edit-CLP can also be used as lube if you're dumb enough.

 

[Blind Owl]

No sir, that's a Snickers wrapper.

Oh my.

CLP can also be used as lube if you're dumb enough.

Haha, I see you've been in the field before. :wink:

 

[MikeNificent]

Yes that's most of it. You forgot a couple things. You will also require 1 latex glove to go with the sock.

Edit-CLP can also be used as lube if you're dumb enough.

The field or Jail. National Guard buddy of mine who was also a prison guard showed me how to make a jail "fifi" with a latex glove and a few other things. Although I have never tried CLP, I have Soldiers who are probably dumb enough.

 

[Blind Owl]

The field or Jail. National Guard buddy of mine who was also a prison guard showed me how to make a jail "fifi" with a latex glove and a few other things. Although I have never tried CLP, I have Soldiers who are probably dumb enough.

Egad. I can only imagine. Desperate times though . . .hahah.

 

[maynard]

Egad. I can only imagine. Desperate times though . . .hahah.

true fact

your TESTES need to be oooler than 98.6 deg.F for you to ejaculate

which is why they hang outside your torso

 

[Bluetek]

Oh my.

Haha, I see you've been in the field before. :wink:

Semper Fi

The field or Jail. National Guard buddy of mine who was also a prison guard showed me how to make a jail "fifi" with a latex glove and a few other things. Although I have never tried CLP, I have Soldiers who are probably dumb enough.

Both! I like to keep my options open

 

[Blind Owl]

Semper Fi

Atta boy. Thanks for your service. I'm Canadian Army myself. Cheers.

 

[Graf_Orlock]

Also, @CrudeSasquatch has been known to fuck bears

View: https://youtu.be/HL-Dj-rk-v4

 

[CrudeSasquatch]

true fact

your TESTES need to be oooler than 98.6 deg.F for you to ejaculate

which is why they hang outside your torso

So I should stop forcibly pushing them into Bears?

 

[Blind Owl]

So I should stop forcibly pushing them into Bears?

Probably. Bears have feelings. Also, I think it's illegal.

 

[CrudeSasquatch]

Probably. Bears have feelings. Also, I think it's illegal.

 

[Blind Owl]

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HA!