I'll buy stuff at market rate and sell it at market rate. If stuff is acquirable, I'll likely acquire it myself and save spending any bank at all.
Now, while you are here, can I interest you in this, the TP-20,000 - it's the latest in personal defense and offense from TEST Weapons Research Lab. The boffins at TWRL have outdone themselves this time, simply load this gun up with any standard size toilet roll, a cheap ammo easily findable anywhere there are people, and this gun uses advanced Tractor Beam technology to launch the bumwad in a high speed stream toward its target. Not only that, a small radioactive source irradiates the paper as it passes through the mechanism lending this weapon a deadly touch over a short time. Wrap them up like a mummy and watch them squirm as the radioactivity drains their life away! Oh... not the violent type, eh?
Well how about one of my finest TEST brand Pet Rocks? They are made from only the highest quality spoil from the Orion of Black Sunder himself, and the Stick-On googly eyes have been made especially stuck-on with ultra-glue. Your TEST Pet Rock makes an ideal space-pet. No food, water or oxygen requirements mean it won't drain your life-support when you most need it. Not only that, it's your friend in a pinch: Need to hammer a bulkhead back into shape but have lost your tools? Grab your pet and get to work. Ninetails thugs breached your airlock? It makes an ideal Blunt Instrument for bludgeoning at close quarters, just grab your Pet Rock and start swinging!
Now, while you are here, can I interest you in this, the TP-20,000 - it's the latest in personal defense and offense from TEST Weapons Research Lab. The boffins at TWRL have outdone themselves this time, simply load this gun up with any standard size toilet roll, a cheap ammo easily findable anywhere there are people, and this gun uses advanced Tractor Beam technology to launch the bumwad in a high speed stream toward its target. Not only that, a small radioactive source irradiates the paper as it passes through the mechanism lending this weapon a deadly touch over a short time. Wrap them up like a mummy and watch them squirm as the radioactivity drains their life away! Oh... not the violent type, eh?
Well how about one of my finest TEST brand Pet Rocks? They are made from only the highest quality spoil from the Orion of Black Sunder himself, and the Stick-On googly eyes have been made especially stuck-on with ultra-glue. Your TEST Pet Rock makes an ideal space-pet. No food, water or oxygen requirements mean it won't drain your life-support when you most need it. Not only that, it's your friend in a pinch: Need to hammer a bulkhead back into shape but have lost your tools? Grab your pet and get to work. Ninetails thugs breached your airlock? It makes an ideal Blunt Instrument for bludgeoning at close quarters, just grab your Pet Rock and start swinging!
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