Wait, did you throw out a distraction there? I was totally asking you a question! HahaWhat do you call a belt made of wrist watches?
Crazy talk!That's all I ever do! I should probably get back to school work....
Wait, did you throw out a distraction there? I was totally asking you a question! Haha
Crazy talk!
Now answer the question!!
A "Waist" of time.A timing belt? #automotiveGroan
No no, I got that. I'm saying answer the question about whether or not your going to have a real reason to drop dad jokes?A "Waist" of time.
Let me see. Hmm. He's recently married, and he suddenly started telling bad dad jokes...No no, I got that. I'm saying answer the question about whether or not your going to have a real reason to drop dad jokes?
Second best shitpost ever.
'jersey boyWell I watched a small combat ship solo blow up a hammerhead today in a few shots with the new singe weapons so does anything size wise matter currently if you can just nuke a ship that size in a few shots. Yes this was after the already nerf to them
Ummmmm I'm the father of 4 fur-babies?No no, I got that. I'm saying answer the question about whether or not your going to have a real reason to drop dad jokes?
Exactly!!Let me see. Hmm. He's recently married, and he suddenly started telling bad dad jokes...
And one soon to be non-fur baby?Ummmmm I'm the father of 4 fur-babies?
NOPE!Exactly!!
And one soon to be non-fur baby?
Why not? *Sniffle*NOPE!
Eh, the wife and i are just waiting until timing is right. Not a great time while shes on deployment and all that. Shore duty is up next, so maybe then?Why not? *Sniffle*
No Uncle Owl for me...
I dunno about that. I'm just finishing up putting the finishing touches on Kid # 6, and before Kid # 1 was born... he's a Navy version of you by the way... I said exactly what @Printimus said. It was just too complicated. I thought. Turned out to be as easy as... well. that part was easy, and fun actually. The rest was just worth it.Why not? *Sniffle*
No Uncle Owl for me...
Oh Jesus, I didn't realize she was serving as well. Kudos to you, you military spouse you!Eh, the wife and i are just waiting until timing is right. Not a great time while shes on deployment and all that. Shore duty is up next, so maybe then?
6?!? Wow. Kudos! And yeah, every damn minute is worth it. I love being a dadI dunno about that. I'm just finishing up putting the finishing touches on Kid # 6, and before Kid # 1 was born... he's a Navy version of you by the way... I said exactly what @Printimus said. It was just too complicated. I thought. Turned out to be as easy as... well. that part was easy, and fun actually. The rest was just worth it.
Thats "Glorified house-wife" to you! (no seriously, i look after the fur-babies, do the dishes, clean the house, etc. etc.)Oh Jesus, I didn't realize she was serving as well. Kudos to you, you military spouse you!
Kudos!!Thats "Glorified house-wife" to you! (no seriously, i look after the fur-babies, do the dishes, clean the house, etc. etc.)
dunno about the weed part, but just go find yourself a sugar momma that brings home the bacon.Damn you lay-abouts! I work for a living. I need one of those jobs I can sit at home and smoke weed all day. Yay for it being legal, boo for my job preventing me from using it!
I got one! But unfortunately she's on disability. I'm working on things to set us up nicely in a few years. Hopefully this year is my year! I'm tired of trucking.dunno about the weed part, but just go find yourself a sugar momma that brings home the bacon.
Hey. For the record - I hear ya. I'm just coming off of 8 1/2 months disability, and not even 2 weeks later, my wife is going on it with a "2 to 6 month" estimate.I got one! But unfortunately she's on disability. I'm working on things to set us up nicely in a few years. Hopefully this year is my year! I'm tired of trucking.