I got that Orion in the bag! Here's my application:
"I own all the vessel types except salvage and medical. My preferred system is where you need me, and the operations I perform there are the ones that you require me to perform. I exist to turn a profit for my employer, which in turn results in profits for me. To this end, I propose that I work for you in each of your departments, without compensation, until you find the right niche for me(and you). With the exception of combat flying(I consider myself to be only slightly above average as a combat pilot, my only testament to that is my survival of 2 combat tours with only 16 victories) my skill set is diverse and of the highest quality, specializing in mining, hauling and logistics. References, curriculum vitae and [REDACTED]military records available on request. Thank you for the opportunity to apply for a position in such an august and esteemed organization. I look forward to your reply. D.M. Gunslinger, Captain, UEE Navy (retired)"
Yeah, Yeah I padded the resume a bit, and threw in a little brown nosing, but now all I have to do is detox like a beast for the drug test! Oh, do you think they'll read this?