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Blind Owl

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Awwwww, you made my day. Thaaaaanks a lot, owl
You're very welcome milady. :)
Ha, I found a TEST Squadron Island!!

:D:D:D
Shit. They found it . . .
Must be owl - he's the only one of us who can make short distance runs, ahm, flights :D
I'm like a dwarf. A sprinter. Deadly over shot distances. Ha
He can enter the region without attracting any special attention, he is capable of emptying the keg and the bottle on spot :cool:
Exactly. Why carry them back full? They're much heavier that way. ;)
Yeah, he's the best trained and most professional of all owls. I've managed to receive a secret pic of him via darknet:
Ha. Hahahaha. That's awesome.
He has unlimited supply!!!!

I put the brewery in @Grimbli's back yard. He runs it for me.
Oh - my - Goooooooooood!! :eek::eek::eek: That is so beyond belief - I have no words for that! @Blind Owl has his own brewery...
That definitely is

[CERTIFIED]
Mmmmmm, envy. The taste of victory.
Hmmm... @Blind Owl is in the Canadian military. I feel like he should have told us about this already.
Shhhhhhh. Intelligence remember?
And share the schnapps
What is sharing?
I'm going to swim out to this island, plant the good ole stars and stripes, then leave some good ole' fashion American piss water (Bud Light)
Ha. Funny. You can't swim. Nor could you find the island. ;)
On a separate note, anyone hear of a CIG sale coming up? My wallet is itching for some some reason...
I was going to ask this same question. SELL ME SOMETHING!!!
 

Han Burgundy

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Ha. Funny. You can't swim. Nor could you find the island.
Lies! Everyone knows that America invented GPS and jet-skiis. Uncle Sam: Crushing the competition since 1776. If we haven't beaten you at it yet, then we most likely don't care at all about "it"...Yet. Football? Yeah we got that. Oh, its not the same game that the rest of the world calls football? Fuck em. Our version has more head injuries, so its obviously the superior spectator sport. USA! USA! USA!

(My raging patriotism is merely a defense mechanism for dealing with how you so astutely identified my terror of water, as well as my crippling aversion to cartography)
 

Blind Owl

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Lies! Everyone knows that America invented GPS and jet-skiis. Uncle Sam: Crushing the competition since 1776. If we haven't beaten you at it yet, then we most likely don't care at all about "it"...Yet. Football? Yeah we got that. Oh, its not the same game that the rest of the world calls football? Fuck em. Our version has more head injuries, so its obviously the superior spectator sport. USA! USA! USA!

(My raging patriotism is merely a defense mechanism for dealing with how you so astutely identified my terror of water, as well as my crippling aversion to cartography)
I'm sorry. I sorry I made you get defensive. ;)
Here's some maple syrup, some beer, and some maple beer.
I'll take you to the island myself, so you neither have to swim nor find your way.

Oh, and Broncos all the way. Although I'm also a big ol' fan of the Seattle Shithawks.
 
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I'm sorry. I sorry I made you get defensive. ;)
Here's some maple syrup, some beer, and some maple beer.
I'll take you to the island myself, so you neither have to swim nor found your way.

Oh, and Broncos all the way. Although I'm also a big ol' fan of the Seattle Shithawks.
Maple beer? Pretty sure you're not drunk, just going into a diabetic coma.
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Han Burgundy

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a nice single aged malt Scotch whisky is the only way to fly
I really want to believe that this exact line is all you ever post on the forums. Around here, that statement will be in context more than anywhere else on the internet. Live the dream
 
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