Ship showdown predictions?

NaffNaffBobFace

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No, this is TEST Squadron, lets ... drown them in BEER!

I can imagine an ADI Spai tied to a chair and Montoya with his finger on the button to a trap door:

Spai: "Do you expect me to talk?'
Montoya: "No, I expect you to enjoy a cool refreshing mid strength beer!" *Presses button and Spai falls in to vat never to be seen again*
 

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I can imagine an ADI Spai tied to a chair and Montoya with his finger on the button to a trap door:

Spai: "Do you expect me to talk?'
Montoya: "No, I expect you to enjoy a cool refreshing mid strength beer!" *Presses button and Spai falls in to vat never to be seen again*
Sponsored by Heineken: beerboarding minors since 1873
 

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That's easy. We have some who are already practicing the magical art of turning foods food into magical elixir so our own brand of brew should be the true choice.
For the GLORY of TEST!
 

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Carrak is love... Carrak is life... The Carrak is... Defeated!

The seas retreat from the shore. Mountains tremble to their core. The continents shift and shuffle like commuters trying to get on to the train first... all in response to... all due to... all because of... the Argos victory over the Carrak!

Today, after that upset of the century, who can possibly follow that result?? The 600i or the Retaliator?

Round 1Round 2Semi-FinalsFinalsWinner!
>>> C2 Hercules >>>
Caterpillar>>> C2 Hercules >>>
>>> Reclaimer >>>Reclaimer
MoleC2 Hercules
>>> Carrak >>>Argo Cargo
Constellation AndromedaCarrak
>>> Argo Cargo >>>>>> Argo Cargo >>>
Freelancer Max?
?
Cutlass Black?
>>> 600i Explorer >>>600i Explorer
>>> Retaliator >>>Retaliator
Defender?
>>> Mercury Star Runner >>>?
RazorMercury Star Runner
GladiusSabre
>>> Sabre >>>
 

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The Bomber is bought down by the Gin Palace with its own bar, the 600i advances to the Semi Final!

Today, the Sabre vs the Mercury Star Runner - can the Stealth Fighter take the battle, or will the Smugglers Choice sneak away with the win?

Round 1Round 2Semi-FinalsFinalsWinner!
>>> C2 Hercules >>>
Caterpillar>>> C2 Hercules >>>
>>> Reclaimer >>>Reclaimer
MoleC2 Hercules
>>> Carrak >>>Argo Cargo
Constellation AndromedaCarrak
>>> Argo Cargo >>>>>> Argo Cargo >>>
Freelancer Max?
?
Cutlass Black?
>>> 600i Explorer >>>>>> 600i Explorer >>>
>>> Retaliator >>>Retaliator
Defender600i Explorer
>>> Mercury Star Runner >>>?
RazorMercury Star Runner
GladiusSabre
>>> Sabre >>>
 

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Given the Argo beat out the Carrack, I think we can all ignore this entire process, as corrupted by those who made a joke of it. The top three rated ships certainly should be Carrack, C2 and MSR and the C2 only because it is still fresh. Carrack really should be second, IMHO.
 
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