So I got my DNA results...
- Thread starter Montoya
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Apparently 1.4%...
Also my cousin the Crown Prince has $10M in a bank account and need help getting out of the country, let me know if you are interested in helping!
Also my cousin the Crown Prince has $10M in a bank account and need help getting out of the country, let me know if you are interested in helping!
Just let me know where to send the money. I'm always willing to help! :D
I think these results are a sham and Montoya is 100% 'merican
Mericans are mixed breeds of other countries. All you really need are toxic levels of patriotism, a flag, and something ultra American like a Ford truck, bale eagle, or beer belly.
I only have that for TEST and its also radioactive. TEST will rule a system in the verse.
So... he's Indian?
Like, the american Indian not like an Indian from India. Those are Indians.
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That does it. If @Montoya has done his DNA then I am going to do the same.
I have been doing a lot of genealogy in the last couple years and have been trying to convince myself to do the DNA test.
According to the Geni.com world tree, I'm related to a few kings and dukes in the Scandinavian countries. However, I'm not sure how accurate that is being it also links me as a direct descendant of Ragnar Lodbrok.
I have been doing a lot of genealogy in the last couple years and have been trying to convince myself to do the DNA test.
According to the Geni.com world tree, I'm related to a few kings and dukes in the Scandinavian countries. However, I'm not sure how accurate that is being it also links me as a direct descendant of Ragnar Lodbrok.
Clearly there is a defect in these results. Anybody that knows most of us would know that in most all TESTies, there must be at least a small percentage of BEER or other form of alcohol absorbed even as deeply as on a DNA level by this point. I don't see that listed anywhere.
Han Burgundy
Space Marshal
I mean....technically we all probably have SOME Mesopotamian in us....
Devil Dog Hog
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Guess I'm the odd one out here, I aint got no royalty or fancy relations wit lotsa money, but I am a great great great great great . . . (counts fingers) uhhh, great grandson of big bad John Billinton, he was the first man to get hung back at the Plymouth colony fer murder, so yeah! WOOO, lets go crash into sumthin, I'm all fired up! More beer please.
So with this kind of percentage .. Montoya - are your ancestors from Ukraine or from Austria :) ?
Please click on 'show full ethnicity estimate'
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More towards the Austria and Hungarian area in the recent history I can track.
I screwed up thousands of years of purity by marrying Asian, my kinds should have an interesting result with their maps!
I felt that the Jewish gene pool needed some Asian in it so we can advance our secret global agenda of ...
I've said too much.
Goccha! You have just proven with that statement that you are not paying attention to our glorious leaders videos! He has stated before that he has some kinda Hungarian ancestry!
In case you were just too drunk to comprehend what he said in the videos though , you're fine and only proven that you are a true Testie. :D
Hungarians were the assholes of the 15th century, attacking Bohemia and killing everybody!
Judaism traditionally uses Matrilineality I think, so you are irrelevant in the 'you know what'. Luckily Ninja Girl has given her kids good looks and multiple passport opportunities and that can make life a bit easier.
Xian-Luc Picard
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I am also Ashkenazi Jewish. Welcome to the tribe.
Did you check her DNA ? Perhaps same secret global agenda was pushed long time ago already ?