I can accept this. But then, I am Canadian. We like to be friendly...and sorry. Ha.
Some Xplor Drama (also "TEST not good for the community as a whole")
- Thread starter SeungRyul
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Damn it I just wet my pants again... Stop making me laugh.
A bottle or two of Soju and I might be able to understand that better. At least I would think I understood it.
AstroGimp01
Space Marshal
Jihad! The old ways are best....
What is all this about?
'Gimp
What is all this about?
'Gimp
CrudeSasquatch
Space Marshal
Well this one dude said these other dudes needed to be SPAI'd and then this other dude was like "CIA style takeovers FTW" and then this other guy was like "Posted it all to Reddit, YOLO" and then a dude was like "omg get over it" and then a dude was like "NOT OVER IT!" and then most of TEST was like "ROFLCOPTER /eats popcorn".
I think you're caught up.
So are we at war? if so ill arm the shitposting station with some poorly made memes, hell ill do it anyway!
I already volunteered you and the rest of the shit posters
Doc Shaftoe
Space Marshal
You stop paying attention for one day. ONE DAY. And this happens.
See, here's the thing these TQR fellas don't understand about TEST. They can't take over TEST for two reasons. First, we'd never allow the Glorious Leader to be usurped by anyone other than a clone of himself, Banetoya, Chris Roberts, Montoya, General Mattis (ret), The Ghost of Benjamin Franklin, George Washington's dentures, Stalin's mustache, Mao's hair, or Churchill's third chin. Secondly, they couldn't possibly run TEST because TEST doesn't know how TEST runs. We've got all these standard operation procedures and plans written up but nobody reads them. We practice the finely tuned art of utter chaos on a daily basis. It works for us, but that's because we're TEST. If they were to try their little coup, we'd just absorb them like we do with all the rest.
See, here's the thing these TQR fellas don't understand about TEST. They can't take over TEST for two reasons. First, we'd never allow the Glorious Leader to be usurped by anyone other than a clone of himself, Banetoya, Chris Roberts, Montoya, General Mattis (ret), The Ghost of Benjamin Franklin, George Washington's dentures, Stalin's mustache, Mao's hair, or Churchill's third chin. Secondly, they couldn't possibly run TEST because TEST doesn't know how TEST runs. We've got all these standard operation procedures and plans written up but nobody reads them. We practice the finely tuned art of utter chaos on a daily basis. It works for us, but that's because we're TEST. If they were to try their little coup, we'd just absorb them like we do with all the rest.
CrudeSasquatch
Space Marshal
FTFY!
It's spelled Moustache. Stalin's MOUSTACHE. I corrected the spelling for you. In the entire Paragraph.
Noooooooooo!
It's spelled Moustache. Stalin's MOUSTACHE. I corrected the spelling for you. In the entire Paragraph.
Oh my god. I think you just did the most perfect explanation of what just happened.
Doc Shaftoe
Space Marshal
See, here in the United States of Freedom, we spell things differently because we don't do words goodlier than the rest of the world. We like to make up for our irrational hatred of extraneous vowels with high-caloric food intake and questionable political decisions followed by a lively round of prayer at the church of the Military Industrial Complex. Once we get our praying done, we skedaddle on over to any third world countries with natural (or otherwise) resources we want and casually offer to support the least immediately offensive political movements in their attempted overthrows of established governments, or just invade under the pretense of the week. We always find some way to set things up so they bite us in the ass about ten to twenty years down the road. Otherwise, we might have to reconsider our blind devotion to militarized industry and anger the God of the Military Industrial Complex whose one commandment is "War is peace."
Sorry about the mostly sarcastic tirade. I spent the better half of the day writing an essay on America's Cold War economy, so I've got a lot of information still kicking around in there. I do appreciate the help brother. You can always count on a Canuck to watch your six.
Sorry about the mostly sarcastic tirade. I spent the better half of the day writing an essay on America's Cold War economy, so I've got a lot of information still kicking around in there. I do appreciate the help brother. You can always count on a Canuck to watch your six.
Must you say so much? My eyes hurt from reading it all.
This just keeps getting better and better.
I hope they make a new Series next year.
What? This isn't a made for internet Soup Opera?
Damn............
This is better than 'Days of our Lives'.
Great review. Ever consider going into the Movie Review business?
CrudeSasquatch
Space Marshal
I realize now that I have wasted my life studying climate, oil, water, and military theory crafting. Time for another career change!
@Doc Shaftoe.
I prefer a world where I can nit pick your horrible English to a world where I nit pick your German/Russian/French/Spanish. God Bless America and Go Cubs!
MurgenTemplar
Grand Admiral
Steps in the bar, sweeps empty bottles on the ground, waking up the sleepy barflies, picks a piece of chalk and squeekes on the blackboard: this has not much to do with xplor, more with TQR and The Org. thank you for your support, yours truly, uncle Murgen (diplomate, former rebel in rebel alliance, displaced by an unlucky wormhole).
He puts down the chalk, nods, walks out. Sound of departing Ghost ...
Barfly burps ...
He puts down the chalk, nods, walks out. Sound of departing Ghost ...
Barfly burps ...
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i dont know whats happening but i have paint and nothing to do
Beerjerker
Grand Admiral
Upon release of the Verse I plan to infiltrate other Org's and alter their navigational systems to list slightly to the right. Thus causing them to bump and crash into other ships, asteroids, and space stations.
Once they have a taste for crashing they'll have no choice but to flock to TEST where we offer the best crashing rewards!
Who's with me?
(Don't forget to post this to Reddit, that's a vital part of any plan!)
Once they have a taste for crashing they'll have no choice but to flock to TEST where we offer the best crashing rewards!
Who's with me?
(Don't forget to post this to Reddit, that's a vital part of any plan!)