Han Burgundy
Space Marshal
I don't join the voice chat because then you'd all know that I'm actually 31 hamsters and a snake, trapped in a discarded hotel bath robe, that have come to a fragile agreement.
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14000 members x 300/month rent...
Yup, that'll pay off the mortgage.
Come on over TESTies.
4.2 million dollars a month lol are we buying Hue Hefner's mansion models included? If so I'm in!300!!! Why that's just plain ro... 300 what?
Holy shit we could really do something with that. A TEST village! High-speed internet! An on site psychiatrist!4.2 million dollars a month lol are we buying Hue Hefner's mansion models included? If so I'm in!
True story. Also: Cruel and unusual PUNishment.Blind own neither sits nor stands. He perches.
(Perches lots of ships all the time)
Dollars. Or 200 and a 24 of beer will do as well.300!!! Why that's just plain ro... 300 what?
So many things I want to say . . .
a small portion of us crammed into Blind Owl's van last week.....
Potential
#SpooningFestival in the basement?
lol here ya goCan someone please, give me the link to our forum !!
I really like the drink his beer partI come to toy a humble voice user, estranged as a stranger in a strange land. My story is a simple one...
Once many years ago my brother the @Blind Owl said "Join The Star Citizen community and TEST SQUADRON and I'll buy you a beer. Hopefully you'll never again LEAVE the basement and my wife will have the couch so as to nurse my young."
He then gave me the gateway drug of a computer with fat internet and a microphone. I quickly made friends with raunchy Australians and weird autistic people of the great Discord in the sky. Almost all of them had been banned by the time I left for basic training.
Then I discovered the Don't like my thread Campaign and the ether of the great forums. Thus my dignity was saved as I found that I was able to edit out my words before posting....
My suggestion is that every member be forced to live in @Blind Owl,s basement and drink his beer.
Easy solution is get her on the forum and into discordI can't Voice Chat and speak to my wife-to-be at the same time, I can barely type a post and talk to her at the same time...
4.2 million dollars a month lol are we buying Hue Hefner's mansion models included? If so I'm in!
lol, I was thinking we can get Hugh Hefner's mansion, fill the pool with beer, and get an on-site drug & alcohol abuse counselor ('cuz they know how to party!).Holy shit we could really do something with that. A TEST village! High-speed internet! An on site psychiatrist!
Then she would find out what my ships cost...:cold_sweat:Easy solution is get her on the forum and into discord