February Giveaway - Rise of the Tomb Raider! [DONE!]
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EpilepticCricket
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Congratulations Crude!
Just remember, if you hurt her we'll hurt you. Or something like that. Just think of a really cringy friend-zoned neckbeard thing and assume that we collectively mean it.
Just remember, if you hurt her we'll hurt you. Or something like that. Just think of a really cringy friend-zoned neckbeard thing and assume that we collectively mean it.
Test is an undemocratic, fundamentally corrupt institution
we wouldn't have it any other way
CrudeSasquatch
Space Marshal
It is with a heavy heart I accept this date with Lara. I truly hope she appreciates how difficult it's going to be for me to get a passport and travel to Russia with her. My gull bladder is worth a lot of money there! (I assume) And I'm on several watch lists. And there's at least one bounty.
I'm very excited to look up my cousins, the AlbinoSasquatch and WhiteSasquatch. I haven't met them Yeti. The Himalayan mountains are in Siberia, right? At least she choose a Boreal place with Aboreal trees. I'll be able to provide dinner in much the same method as I do here in the Rocky Mountains. They have squirrels and salmon in Russia? I sure hope so!
I'd like to thank @Arrangingstars for @Arrangingstars crossed lovers, CrudeSasquatch and Lara Croft (heart + heart = infinity sign)
I'm sorry to all the other men that were vying for the affections of Ms. Croft. I'm sure once we discover the key to immortality and spend about 80-100 hours together, she'll be sick of the neck beard induced rashes and want to try dating a lesser man.... I mean... a lesser hairy man.
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this needs one more pun...
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Oh.
Obviously!
I'm sure Lara is going to get to witness The Rise of MY Tomb Raider! /drumroll
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I'm so Sorry
I'm very excited to look up my cousins, the AlbinoSasquatch and WhiteSasquatch. I haven't met them Yeti. The Himalayan mountains are in Siberia, right? At least she choose a Boreal place with Aboreal trees. I'll be able to provide dinner in much the same method as I do here in the Rocky Mountains. They have squirrels and salmon in Russia? I sure hope so!
I'd like to thank @Arrangingstars for @Arrangingstars crossed lovers, CrudeSasquatch and Lara Croft (heart + heart = infinity sign)
I'm sorry to all the other men that were vying for the affections of Ms. Croft. I'm sure once we discover the key to immortality and spend about 80-100 hours together, she'll be sick of the neck beard induced rashes and want to try dating a lesser man.... I mean... a lesser hairy man.
...
...
...
this needs one more pun...
...
Oh.
Obviously!
I'm sure Lara is going to get to witness The Rise of MY Tomb Raider! /drumroll
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I'm so Sorry
So I'm at work, puttering and tinkering on tanks, and I take a break to check the forums. And low and behold, my basement dwelling brother has won. Yay. Congrats brother Sasquatch.
Also, I'm currently getting quizzed from multiple angles as to why I'm laughing so goddamned hard.
Kudos on the response.
Thanks @Arrangingstars for this contest. You rock.
Edit: and thank you @Dethsause
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CrudeSasquatch
Space Marshal
And MUCH thanks to @Dethsause for providing the giveaway key! Thank you so much for helping me get in touch with my soul mate!
CrudeSasquatch
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EpilepticCricket
Space Marshal
Congrats! hope you have a ton of fun and use protection! fire hurts!
