It is with a heavy heart I accept this date with Lara. I truly hope she appreciates how difficult it's going to be for me to get a passport and travel to Russia with her. My gull bladder is worth a lot of money there! (I assume) And I'm on several watch lists. And there's at least one bounty.
I'm very excited to look up my cousins, the AlbinoSasquatch and WhiteSasquatch. I haven't met them Yeti. The Himalayan mountains are in Siberia, right? At least she choose a Boreal place with Aboreal trees. I'll be able to provide dinner in much the same method as I do here in the Rocky Mountains. They have squirrels and salmon in Russia? I sure hope so!
I'd like to thank
@Arrangingstars for
@Arrangingstars crossed lovers, CrudeSasquatch and Lara Croft (heart + heart = infinity sign)
I'm sorry to all the other men that were vying for the affections of Ms. Croft. I'm sure once we discover the key to immortality and spend about 80-100 hours together, she'll be sick of the neck beard induced rashes and want to try dating a lesser man.... I mean... a lesser hairy man.
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this needs one more pun...
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Oh.
Obviously!
I'm sure Lara is going to get to witness The Rise of MY Tomb Raider! /drumroll
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I'm so Sorry